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Signatures[edit | edit source]

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Images[edit | edit source]

Test Pages[edit | edit source]

Article Drafts[edit | edit source]

Policy Drafts[edit | edit source]

League of Benson Drafts[edit | edit source]

Stuff by other people I liked and wanted to save in case it got huffed[edit | edit source]

Archival[edit | edit source]

Userbox templates[edit | edit source]

User:Hrodulf/Organist
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Logs[edit | edit source]

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Misc[edit | edit source]

New User Project[edit | edit source]

Project cancelled, see Forum:Changing the welcome template to include more links
See also, "Category:Biggest Fuck-Ups of All Time"

N00b training pages[edit | edit source]

VFD stuff I thought was funny so am saving[edit | edit source]

I maed a yuky doody[edit | edit source]

“it happend yesterday and it was really really gross!”

~ Oscar Wilde on yuky doodys
some funy-looking grown-ups shode up and made it all better! YAY!

other stuff that happend[edit | edit source]

1. i squezed out a sqishy doody

2. i ploppd down a stingky doody

3. i pressd out a smelly doody

4. i pushed out a slimy doody

5. i poopd out a slippery doody

6. i squashd out a greasy doody

7. i shovd out a filthy doody

8. i had a soggy doody

i didnt like it! it felt so yuky![edit | edit source]

i was playing with my trains a LOT! so i got tired and i layed down for a nap cuz i was really sleepy by then! i had a dream where there was a biiiiiiiig huge fudge cake and i was swimming in it and felt the choclate everywhere! but then i woke up and found out that i maed a yuky doody in my pants!!!!!!!!! it was all over the place and i tried really hard to clean it up, i tried really really hard! but i couldnt and it just felt so bad and all my sheets and the teddy bears were coverd in it. i started to cry. especially bcuz now i was getting a rash!

i love my mommy![edit | edit source]

but then.........MOMMY CAME HOME!!!!!!!!! she cleaned it all up for me and gave me a kiss on the cheek and told me it was gona be all better. she always makes thigns better! and she did! she put some cream on my rash, washed my teddys and sheets, and poured me a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig glass of orangejuice! mommys the best!

daddy said he was gonna send the doody to the "lab"! he thought it was all funny!

daddy came home later and mommy told him what happend, he said looks like you had a big day champ!

i sure did!

o yea this reminds me of something else![edit | edit source]

one time reallllly late at night i was thirsty and was gona go ask momy to pour me another glass of water, and i went in there bedroom and saw daddy making a doody in mommys mouth!!!! it was really weird but REALLY funny! i laughed and said DAAAAAADDY!! your being silly again! mommy isnt the potty, the pottys over there!! i think they got mad at me tho cuz they started yelling and told me goaway get outta the room, then later daddy hit me again and it kinda hurt!

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