User:Hrodulf/Fallout Boy

Fallout boy is a little boy who used to be naned juizichi juniczowsha. He was going to school one day when the americans dropped the AAAAAAA!bomb on his city. Soon the pressure and heat of millions of As were flying around. As a result of the AAAAAAA!bomb, all the students graduated from third grade directly to college.

The AAAAAAAwful Consequences

Because fallout boy was at the center of the blast, he became the biggest nerd/dork/geekwad ever. He received an estimated three hundred million AAAAAAA!s, and therefore developed unusual features, including ears that drooped down to his waist, a nose that shrunk to almost nothing, a yin-yang symbol on his forehead, and the ability to write in latin with one hand, and in greek in the other, at the same time, and similar feats of severe "please beat the shit out of me now" dom.

Fallout Boy in Jeopardy

Fallout Boy was about to win over ninety gogol dollars on Jeopardy! when Perv Griffin, in a desperate attempt to save humanity from infinate super bankruptcy, raised an army of undead ewok zombies to destroy fallout boy. They almost succeeded, except captain planet accidently was formed in the middle of the battle and his environmental powers reacted with fallout boy's AAAAAAA! powers and caused a giant explosion

Current status

Nobody knows where fallout boy is now, except his mommy and satan.