User:Hrodulf/Insane Asshole with a Gun Disorder

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Insane asshole with a gun disorder is a mental illness that afflicts mostly middle aged men who are losers.

Lee Harvey Oswald, one of the most famous sufferers of the disease. Notice the rifle, and the asshole.
The culmination of Lee Harvey Oswald's disease.
Mark David Chapman, another famous sufferer of IAGD (pronounced 'Egad')

Symptoms[edit | edit source]

Symptoms include

  1. Being an asshole.
  2. Owning a gun or rifle.
  3. Killing famous people for no fucking reason at all.

Causes[edit | edit source]

  1. Being a stupid loser and dealing with it poorly.
  2. Male/female PMS.
  3. Having balls/ovaries that are bigger than your brain.
In rare instances, the disease can be contagious. In this photograph, Jack Ruby is catching IAGD from Lee Harvey Oswald.

Treatment[edit | edit source]

Locking up in a box for a really, really long time, or shooting them for being such incredible asshole douche bags.

Picture ideas[edit | edit source]

Kennedy assassination. Kennedy has been shot and is saying via voice balloon (ZOMG, what an asshole), a voice balloon coming from the appropriate window of the TSBD is saying (Pwned) caption: The culmination of Oswald's illness.

Statue of Lee Harvey Oswald in Dealy Plaza. Caption: President Lee Harvey Oswald memorial in parallel universe marxist United States (maybe better for a seperate article on LHO?)

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