User:Hrodulf/Embyronic stem cell has more rights than migrant worker
Placeholder for unnews idea developed in #uncyclopedia.
Feel free to steal this idea. I have plenty (well, not right now, but I will . . . maybe).
Put this here to work on the idea a bit. Huffable at the moment, but could work if developed:
Original by "Metal Head Squirrel":
“Towel Heads keep my line of buisness running, wait, whats this for?”
“Mallah Mallah, Jihad Jihad!”
“I thought they were on our side.”
“I was one back in the good old days.”
“You going to grow up to be a good respectible Towel Head!”
“Your days of tyrany are over!!!”
“KILL EM' ALL!!!”
“Filthy Towel Heads”
Towel Heads are seen as shady individuals who like to live in holes, The tell tale signs of a Towel Head are as follows:
-Takes 10 years making a plan then allmost never works.
-Screams "Mallah Mallah, Jihad Jihad" in allmost every scentence.
-Doesn't like the West, aka, people who happen to be richer than him.
-Is normally a fanitical Muslim and thinks you are an enemy if you are not.
-Allmost allways make videos of himself touching himself.
So there you have it, a rough guide to spotting a towel head, but beware. Many are masters of disgise, and will wear Tea Towels on there head to confuse you, Shoot anyone who wears a Tea Towel. (Terrorist or not!)
Dont be scared of these creatures though, as our own police force ae working to put them all into Guantanamo Bay, a happy place for any towelhead to be abused.
But beware, many Towel Heads have greater knowledge than our own, this is due to their messed up heritage. Towel Heads were created in the year 3000BC, with lots of other scum, including chavs, Jews and americans!