User:HelloByeBye/2010 WBA Bloodbath World Cup qualification (UEFA)

Group A

Team	Pts	W	D	L	KD
Germany	20	4	6	1	+23
Denmark	18	5	4	1	+9
Sweden	17	4	4	1	+23
Wales	14	3	3	1	+3
Austria	11	4	2	2	+13
San Marino	0	0	0	6	-56

Note: Red means eliminated, Yellow means advances to playoffs, and Green means qualified.

6 September 2008
	Sweden	2-2	Germany	Stockholm
	Lindergoth (2)	0:90	Pritz, Schroder

Old foes Germany and Sweden are ready to play a qualifier. Germany had already defeated Sweden 2-0 in a "friendly" match in Dortmund. Pritz and Schroder had scored 2 early kills. Germany were leading 2-0 at half time. Just when it seemed liked Germany earned 3 points, Lindergoth put 2 poisonous hot dogs for 2 German players. The Players died from SARS in just 1 minute. Giving Sweden a 2-2 at Stockholm.

6 September 2008
	Austria	11-0	San Marino	Vienna
	Neo Nazi hater (10), Captian Austria	0:90

Austria easily won San Marino. No questions asked.

6 September 2008
	Denmark	0-0	Wales	Copenhagen
		0:90

This game was so boring, everyone feel asleep! This has not happened since 2002. While everyone was sleeping, Dahl killed a Welsh player. But a few minutes later, the killed player came back to life. Plus, the scorekeeper was also sleeping. To this day nobody except Dahl knows what happened. So it was 0-0. According to WBA.

10 September 2008
	Germany	2-1	Austria	Hamburg
	Gysi, Shnosudad	0:90	Aufshitting

Germany had won rivals Austria. At first Austria had a lead after Aufshitting threw a shit bomb killing 1 German+injuring another. Then quickly, Gysi and Shnosudad got 2 kills in the 2nd Half. Giving a win for Germany in the Deutsch Derby. Deutschland! Deutschland! Deutschland!

10 September 2008
	Wales	1-2	Sweden	Cardiff
	Cotts	0:90	Caramaldansen (2)

In a boring game the Swedish side wins 2-1. Caramaldansen, scored 2 kills early before Cotts scored a kill for Wales.

10 September 2008
	San Marino	0-5	Denmark	Serravalle
		0:90

Obvious!

11 October 2008
	Germany	22-0	San Marino	Berlin
	Ballack (11) God (11)	0:90

During a interesting match, Ballack had killed 11 of the San Marino lineup (all of the players). Then, God revived them and then killed them again. However, after they were revived again, ready to be killed again, the Sammarinese side said they were Christian and hated Atheism. God let them live, but let the score be 22-0.

11 October 2008
	Austria	0-0	Wales	Vienna
		0:90

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

11 October 2008
	Denmark	1-0	Sweden	Copenhagen
	Poulson	0:90

In a game with a boring report, rivals Denmark and Sweden were prepared to take on each other. Denmark easily took a 1-0 lead during the first half. And stayed that way.

15 October 2008
	San Marino	1-3	Wales	San Marino City
	Andy Selva	0:90	Johnson, Peters, Burst

In another obvious game, Wales beat San Marino 3-1. San Marino were not in the match as they were down 3-0 at half time. Finally, Andy Selva scored the 1st kill for San Marino. But lost 3-1 to the Welsh side. Nobody cares anyways.

15 October 2008
	Germany	1-1	Denmark	Berlin
	Angry German Kid	0:90	Dahl

In a lifeless game, Germany tied 1-1 versus Denmark, there Scandinavian rivals. Angry German Kid shouted so hard, it annoyed a Dane to death. However, Dahl got a kill for Denmark as he used a motorcycle to get his kill. Ending the game 1-1.

15 October 2008
	Sweden	1-0	Austria	Stockholm
	Forshella	0:90

Boring, nothing pretty much happened. That is your report.

11 February 2009
	Wales	0-0	Germany	Cardiff
		0:90

In a surprising match, Wales ties with Germany 0-0, they did not expect this. Germany had lots of chances, but wasted them. Wales had got a penalty, but F.Uck missed it.

11 February 2009
	Sweden	3-0	San Marino	Stockholm
	Forshella, Lindergoth (2)	0:90

Boring and obvious.

11 February 2009
	Denmark	2-2	Austria	Copenhagen
	Poulson (2)	0:90	Mozart, Doofensmirtz

A boring 2-2 draw was the outcome of this game. Poulson got a 1-0 lead for the Danish, but Mozart and Doofensmirtz soon scored. But Poulson scored again, meaning it would be 2-2.

28 March 2009
	Austria	1-0	Germany	Innsbruck
	Mozart	0:90

In a replay of the classic derby, Austria had won the German team 1-0. Mozart scored a critical winner for Austria. Meaning they would collect 3 points. German captain Johnny Klaus said "We are very embarrassed." Streets were filled with Drunk people as parties raged on.

28 March 2009
	Sweden	2-2	Denmark	Stockholm
	Forshella, Carameldansen	0:90	Santa Claws, Poulson

In another classic rivalry, Denmark and Sweden tied 2-2. Santa Claws and Poulson got 2 kills. Giving Denmark a 2-0 lead. Then Forshella scored. Making it 2-1. Finally, Carameldansen scored. Making it 2-2.

28 March 2009
	Wales	1-0	San Marino	Cardiff
	Ducky	0:90

Do I even need to say it!

1 April 2009
	Germany	1-0	Sweden	Dortmund
	Johnny Klaus	0:90

Johnny Klaus scored a kill versus Sweden as the captain of Germany wins the game. It was a boring game until he scored a sniper kill.

1 April 2009
	Wales	0-1	Denmark	Cardiff
		0:90	Johnson

Johnson scored a kill. Im to lazy to finish this one

1 April 2009
	San Marino	0-4	Austria	San Marino
		0:90	Captain Austria (4)

OBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBVIOUS!

6 June 2009
	Sweden	0-0	Wales	Stockholm
		0:90

In a boring game, Sweden tied with Wales.

6 June 2009
	San Marino	0-7	Germany	San Marino
		0:90	A Visigoth (7)

In a brutal and bloody game, a smelly deadly Visigoth killed 7 San Marino players. San Marino had no chance.

10 June 2009
	San Marino	0-3	Sweden	San Marino
		0:90	Johansen, Viska, Bolkas

Sweden easily beat San Marino 3-0. Johansen got Sweden up 1-0 at half-time. Viska and Bolkas scored later in the half. Sealing a 3-0 win over San Marino.

5 September 2009
	Denmark	7-0	San Marino	Copenhagen
	Dahl Tommason (7)	0:90

Obvious!

5 September 2009
	Germany	3-2	Wales	Berlin
	Ballack, Honna (2)	0:90	Cott, Earls

Report is boring!'

9 September 2009
	Wales	2-1	Austria	Cardiff
	Jones, Corker	0:90	Shemulhaber

Nothing really. Just a ordinary game.

9 September 2009
	Denmark	2-2	Germany	Odenese
	Tommason, Arahus	0:90	Potz, Haas

Denmark tied 2-2 with the Germans as the group gets harder and harder. Denmark took an early lead with Tommason using his smoke gun to smoke out Mots, a German player. Arahus was also able to score with his pea-shooter. Finally, Germany made a kill with Potz scoring. Then, Haas was able to score a equalizer. Making it 2-2.

9 September 2009
	Sweden	2-0	San Marino	Solna
	Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Larsson	0:90

During another gory game, Sweden were able to get 3 points over minnows San Marino. Zlatan Ibrahimovic was able to open up scoring in the 2nd minute. Then, during stoppage time, Larsson got a kill for Sweden. Meaning it would be Sweden 2-0 San Marino.

Group B

Team	Pts	W	D	L	KD
Spain	24	7	3	0	+8
Bulgaria	18	5	3	2	+8
Finland	18	5	3	2	+7
Lithuania	8	1	6	3	-4
Albania	7	1	6	5	-7
Estonia	6	1	3	6	-12

Note: Red means eliminated, Yellow means advances to playoffs, and Green means qualified.

6 September 2008
	Lithuania	1-1	Albania	Kaunas
	Dzeconius	0:90	Tare

Lithuania and Albania kicked off each with a point. Dzeconius killed a Albania with his stink-bomb. However Tare equalized a few minutes later with a his Shotgun. It ended up 1-1 with nobody winning.

6 September 2008
	Bulgaria	3-2	Finland	Sofia
	Stonkichiv (3)	0:90	Eremenko, Hanyoup

Stonkichiv got a hat-trick just 10 minutes in the game by using his AK47. However in the second half, Eremenko and Hanyoup scored. Making it 3-2. It finished Bulgaria's way, getting 3 points.

6 September 2008
	Estonia	1-3	Spain	Tallinn
	Stepanov	0:90	Villa, Torres, Raul

In a good start for Spain, Villa scored early in the game. Then Torres scored again in the half. In the second half, Raul scored. Finally, the home team scored with a Stepanov grenade. Making it 3-1.

10 September 2008
	Lithuania	0-1	Bulgaria	Marijampolė
		0:90	Stonshit

A boring game. The Report is boring. But Stonshit scored a goal and Finland got a good win.

10 September 2008
	Albania	0-2	Spain	Tirane
		0:90	Puyol, Xavi

Spain got a win over Albania after a boring first half. Puyol then scored then Xavi too. Spain won the game 2-0.

10 September 2008
	Finland	2-0	Estonia	Helsinki
	Johansen, Peturn	0:90

Finland got a win over Estonia at Helsinki. Johansen raped a Estonian making it 1-0. Then Peturn decided to rape a Estonian player too. Making it 2-0.

11 October 2008
	Finland	2-1	Albania	Helsinki
	Jakes (2)	0:90	Cano

In a boring match, Finland won Albania 2-1. Im too lazy to finish this report.

11 October 2008
	Estonia	0-0	Bulgaria	Tallinn
		0:90

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

11 October 2008
	Spain	2-1	Lithuania	Madrid
	Gonzalez (2)	0:90	Dzekilus

In a game that could have been better, Spain won Lithuania 2-1. Gonzalez killed 2 Lithuanians early before Dzekilus would score.

15 October 2008
	Albania	0-0	Bulgaria	Tirane
		0:90

Boring! Nothing happened. It was so boring the teams decided to play cards.

15 October 2008
	Estonia	1-1	Lithuania	Tallinn
	Puje	0:90	Dunikjs

In a lifeless game, Estonia tied with rivals Lithuania. Nothing really happened. Except 2 Early kills for both teams

15 October 2008
	Spain	1-0	Finland	Barcelona
	Villa	0:90

In a good game, Villa used his Hunting Rifle to kill one of the Finnish opponents. Then, Big Domo, the Spanish coach, was awarded a red card for pushing a Finnish player who pushed him first. The Finnish player, Peter Jenko, was also red carded for the first push.

28 March 2009
	Bulgaria	2-2	Spain	Sofia
	D.Berbatov (2)	0:90	Villa, Raul

In a surprising game, Bulgaria tied powerhouses Spain 2-2. Dimitar Berbatov gave Bulgaria a early lead with his smelly socks, as Bulgaria were up 2-0 by the 58th minute, Villa scored. Then Raul at the 86th minute, Raul equalized, both teams getting a point.

28 March 2009
	Lithuania	2-2	Finland	Kaunas
	Funchis (2)	0:90	Naski (2)

Boring but at least some kills were scored.

28 March 2009
	Estonia	1-0	Albania	Tallinn
	Puri	0:90	Tame

A boring game, but I will write a report. Puri scored early in the game. The End.

1 April 2009
	Albania	1-0	Estonia	Tirane
	Kano	0:90

Albania got revenge for Estonia winning 1-0. The end again.

1 April 2009
	Spain	2-1	Bulgaria	Madrid
	Pancho (2)	0:90	Berbatov

Spain defeated Bulgaria 2-1 with a early goal by Pancho. Then Berbatov scored. Pancho once again scored. Spain 2-1 Bulgaria.

1 April 2009
	Finland	0-0	Lithuania	Helsinki
		0:90

Do I even need to say it!

5 September 2009
	Lithuania	1-0	Estonia	Kaunas
	Dekizlkus	0:90

In the Baltic rivalry encounter, Lithuania were able to defeat foes Estonia 1-0. It was boring to say at least, but Dekizlkus opened up scoring in the 72nd minute giving Lithuania the win.

5 September 2009
	Bulgaria	2-0	Albania	Sofia
	Berbatov (2)	0:90

In a good game, Bulgaria won 2-0. Im lazy right now, ok!

5 September 2009
	Finland	1-1	Spain	Helsinki
	Konsi	0:90	Luis Madrid

In a good game, which im feeling lazy again, It's 1-1. It was boring anyways.

9 September 2009
	Bulgaria	4-1	Estonia	Sofia
	Berbatov, Popov, Petrov (2)	0:90	Poop

Bulgaria was on it's highest today as they easily danced through Estonia. Berbatov, Popov and Petrov easily got kills in 10 minutes. Finally, Poop used his hot-pocket gun to get a kill for Estonia. Anyways it ended Bulgaria's way.

9 September 2009
	Albania	0-1	Finland	Tirana
		0:90	Eremenko

Im lazy, all I can say is, Finland wins 1-0.

9 September 2009
	Lithuania	1-1	Spain	Kaunas
	Dekizlkus	0:90	Fernando Torres

In a surprise, Lithuania were able to hold on against a strong Spain. In fact, Dekilzlkus was able to draw first blood and bring Lithuania up 1-0. However, quickly, Fernando Torres scored and made it 1-1.

10 October 2009
	Estonia	0-2	Finland	Tallinn
		0:90	Eremenko, Kiqrrd

In a ok game, Finland were able to defeat Estonia 2-0 with kills from Eremenko and Kiqrrd. Nothing special though except that Finland are still alive.

10 October 2009
	Bulgaria	3-0	Lithuania	Sofia
	Patok (3)	0:90

I'm bored. Bulgaria wins. Nuff said.

10 October 2009
	Spain	1-0	Albania	Barcelona
	Torres	0:90

Spain qualifies! YAY!

14 October 2009
	Finland	3-1	Bulgaria	Turku
	Forsell (2), The Finnish Bird	0:90	Dimitar Berbatov

Sparks were set to fly in Turku, Finland. Finland needed to win Bulgaria by at least 4 kills if they were to get a play-off spot (Spain already got the direct spot). In just 4 seconds into the game, determined Finland already scored 2 kills. Forsell used a firecracker and exploded 2 Bulgarian players. Then The Finnish Bird used his droppings to score. At half-time, It was 3-0. However Dimitar Berbatov shot down the Finnish Bird to score for Bulgaria. However, Bulgaria never scored 2 more kills to get a equalizer. However, due to Kill Difference, Bulgaria still made it to the play-offs.

14 October 2009
	Spain	3-0	Estonia	Valencia
	Raul (3)	0:90

Spain defeated minnows Estonia with 3 kills. Raul got a hat-trick by using some nuclear bunny. It was obvious though.

14 October 2009
	Albania	0-0	Lithuania	Tirana
		0:00

This game was cancelled due to lack of interest. But both teams got 1 point. Good night!