User:Hawthorn Peebles/UBX

This user has tested positive for Sexy UBX Positioning on the Myers-Briggs Test, yeah baby.	ah P This fucker speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ah P	This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.	This user loves pi	pirates do it till you walk the plank.
No user serviceable parts inside.	us 4 This user speaks American English at a near-native level. us 4	tx 4 This user speaks Texan at a near-native level. tx 4
gbs E This user only speaks Galactic Basic Standard because it was a required course in school. gbs E	rh 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour. rh 3	il E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school. il E
pe 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Plain English. pe 1	enl 4 This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level. enl 4	re 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Recondite English. re 1
17 X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers. 17 X	au L Thith uther thpeakth 'Straylyan with a really thexy lithp. au L	gb N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb N
fh 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fuckhead. fh 3	ca E This user only speaks Canadian because it was a required course in school. ca E	enr 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish. enr 2
ns A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Newspeak whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ns A	ac F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one). ac F	css A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek .css whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. css A
fr X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers. fr X	bs X This user only speaks Bullsh!t enough to seduce native Bullsh!t speakers. bs X	ru X This user only speaks Русский enough to seduce native Русский speakers. ru X
fur G This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers. fur G	:o Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? :o	ao G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao G
NO This user doesn't care. NO	du 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass. du 3	This user is a Mad Scientist.