User:Hawthorn Peebles/UBX

This user has tested positive for Sexy UBX Positioning on the Myers-Briggs Test, yeah baby.	ah-P This fucker speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ah-P	This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.	This mathematical user loves pi	pirates do it till you walk the plank.
No user serviceable parts inside.	us-4 This user speaks American English at a near-native level. us-4	tx-4 This user speaks Texan at a near-native level. tx-4
gbs-E This user only speaks Galactic Basic Standard because it was a required course in school. gbs-E	rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour. rh-3	il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school. il-E
pe-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Plain English. pe-1	enl-4 This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level. enl-4	re-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Recondite English. re-1
17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers . 17-X	au-L Thith uther thpeakth 'Straylyan with a really thexy lithp. au-L	gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb-N
fh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fuckhead. fh-3	ca-E This user only speaks Canadian because it was a required course in school. ca-E	enr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish. enr-2
ns-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Newspeak whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ns-A	ac-F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one). ac-F	css-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek .css whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. css-A
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers . fr-X	bs-X This user only speaks Bullsh!t enough to seduce native Bullsh!t speakers . bs-X	ru-X This user only speaks Русский enough to seduce native Русский speakers . ru-X
fur-G This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers. fur-G	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao-G
NO This user doesn't care. NO	du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass. du-3	This user is a Mad Scientist.