User:Hawthorn Peebles/UBX

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This user has tested positive for Sexy UBX Positioning on the Myers-Briggs Test, yeah baby.
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This f****r speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
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This user is pilfering ye booty!
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user speaks American English at a near-native level.
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tx-4
This user speaks Texan at a near-native level.
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gbs-E
This user only speaks Galactic Basic Standard because it was a required course in school.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
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il-E
This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
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pe-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Plain English.
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enl-4
This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.
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re-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Recondite English.
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This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers .
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au-L
Thith uther thpeakth 'Straylyan with a really thexy lithp.
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gb-N
This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
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fh-3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fuckhead.
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ca-E
This user only speaks Canadian because it was a required course in school.
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enr-2
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.
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ns-A
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Newspeak whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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ac-F
This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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css-A
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek .css whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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fr-X
This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers .
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This user only speaks Bullsh!t enough to seduce native Bullsh!t speakers .
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This user only speaks Русский enough to seduce native Русский speakers .
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This user does not speak Furry and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Furry speakers.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.
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NO
This user doesn't care.
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du-3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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