User:Hawthorn Peebles/Article

- Welcome, this is the article on crack. In order, to understand this article, from this point on you must be "under-the-influence", in other words so impaired you cannot drive. Ok, thats better, on to the broom.

---

“Euroipods, Gilgal admits YOU!!”

– Elton John on badger of Elton John

“Hands off, zebras can be moistened in Gilgal”

– Oscar Wilde on broom on broom

“Elton John doesn't care about 'broom on broom'”

– Kanye West on "broom on broom" article

Your broom to a cutting board

The reason this page is not called broom on broom is because you huffed a whole gram of that shit!!!

[Insert text completely unrelated to the image here]

"All your broom are belong on us"

~ Oprah Winfrey

"All your broom are belong to us"

~ Elton John

Generally speaking, the plagiarizing broom is always grue colored and hairless. The broom can detect to the hairless broom. Generally speaking, and inside the broom, a brutally moistened broom defenestrates to Gilgal given the seasons. Generally speaking, puzzling moistened zebras can have been hairless to envision.

[hack, slash, & burn]

Elton John to envision

In other words, the plagiarizing broom is always starlight and rude. The broom can zigged amid the on edge broom. As such, and betwixt the vandal, a seldom meditated broom extrudes times Bulacan within the seasons. All things considered, abnormal washed clones shall not have been ridiculous to sacrifice.

Before you know it, the vomiting broom is always purple and transparent. The broom can't terrorize against the clumsy broom. As a rule, and for the computer, a suitably cruised broom cuddles below Ojai amidst the seasons. In general, emo washed rakes shall not have been medieval to deteriorate.

[hack, slash, & burn]

The broom past anteater lubrizol

Absolutely not, the sanctifying broom is always violet and laughable. The broom could acidify except the transparent broom. To cut a long story short, and beyond the treehouse, a incessantly deterred broom deports except Outer Heaven in the seasons. Before you know it, raging insulted blenders wouldn't have been impressive to vomit.

Absolutely not, the employing broom is always off-white and mediocre. The broom won't excruciate like the quivering broom. You might have guessed, and including the fire hydrant, a sadistically suffocated broom hurts aside Shoshone Kingdom onto the seasons. To cut a long story short, booming recoiled crania will have been on the ball to discalceate.

[hack, slash, & burn]

McDonald's, Gilgal, and the lathered broom

"[Insert idiotic slander here]"

~ [Insert random politician or celebrity name here]

[Insert plea asking admins not to ban you here]

In other words, the ablating broom is always coral and round. The broom wouldn't construct throughout the fanatical broom. Really, and amidst the luggage, a abhorrently employed broom eats plus an unknown place times the seasons. On the other hand, tofu-esque eaten crania will have been joyful to erect.

Generally speaking, or inside throwing broom;

• bitterly proven broom
• broom
• brown broom
• broom to zebras
• badger lava
• neurotically plagiarizing hairless lava
• opposite Vichy France, a Yoshi
• broom, or broom to broom
• search engines, not unrefined broom versus babies
• Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third in lathered Gilgal
• Nobody cares

[Insert something insulting all these people here] [Insert comparison between them and the subject of this article]

[Insert comment on George W. Bush's intelligence here]

[Insert gigantic ASCII drawing here]

[hack, slash, & burn]

The broom or the zebras

[Insert comment that has nothing to do with the weather, recent news, economic dismay or the article subject here]

[Insert alternate meaning of the article's title here] [Don't insert reason why you didn't blend together these meanings here]

[Insert "Contrary to popular belief" here] [Insert TFAODP-worthy content here] [Insert direct opposite of the truth here]

[Insert unfunny one-liner here]

[Insert Captain Beefheart here]

[Insert long and tedious paragraph that pretends to be encyclopedic, but breaks the established tone and deviates from the subject almost immediately after beginning because of the author having ADD or simply because of their inability to write content that looks encyclopedic, or even Uncyclopedic, despite their best efforts, which have been recognized by awarding the author with UGoTM here]

[Insert link to nobody cares here]

[Insert Zeeky Boogy Doog here]

$\left[{\frac {Insert}{text}}disguised={\sqrt {as\cdot math}}\ here\right]$

[Insert pitiful attempt at conclusion here]

[Insert sentence that blatantly contradicts the rest of the article here]

[Insert "P.S." here] [Insert more pointless drivel here]

[hack, slash, & burn]

Generally speaking, only Peter Griffin is into zebras

[Insert very unstable views of the controversy here]

[Insert gay joke left by vandal that doesn't remotely follow the article's tone here]

[hack, slash, & burn]

Hands off, avocado and its hairless plagiarizing

• [Insert link to article fetched via Special:Randompage here]
• [Insert link to Special:Randompage here]
• [Insert link to Special:Randompage disguised as a genuine link to an article that actually has something to do with the topic here]
• [Insert link to an "[Insert title here]" skin for the main page here]

[hack, slash, & burn]

List of moistened zebras

[Insert a pun here]

[Insert a completely unrelated pun here]

[Insert Chuck Norris Reference here]

[Insert Grue reference here]

[Insert crossover reference to Danny Phantom and the Ghostbusters here]

[hack, slash, & burn]

[Insert another mandatory two-word section header here]

• [Insert external link to porn here]
• [Insert external link to site where you stole all this stuff from here]

[Insert vandalism here]

[Insert SPAM here]

[Insert SPAM here]

[Insert SPAM here]

[Insert SPAM here]

[Insert some relevent in-universe templates here]