User:EMC/Aristocrats

"The Aristocrats!", as told by Uncyclopedia's writers

The annual Aristocrats-themed Turkey Day Ball has produced many derivatives of the same timeless joke. Below are the poor attempts by some of Uncyclopedia's best writers at telling this joke in their own unique and unfunny ways. So sit down with the family, sniff some poppers, and enjoy!

• The Aristocrats, as told by Zombiebaron
• The Aristocrats, as told by TheLedBalloon
• The Aristocrats Christmastime Special by Prettiestpretty
• The Aristocrats: A Modern Retelling Of An Ancient Tale by Mrmonkey72
• The Aristocrats by Kingkitty
• Archie's Astonishingly Above-Board Antics and Aristocratic Aardvarks, I Mean Adventures by Faggle
• The Aristocrats by An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
• Crats by Syndrome
• Crats by So So
• ARISTOCRATS by Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
• The Aristocrats by GlobalTourniquet
• Hey people it's The Aristocrats! by Hey people!
• Aristocrats by Striker2117
• The Communistocrats by Colin "All your base" Heaney
• The Aristocraigslist by Electrified mocha chinchilla
• Thanksgiving with the Aristocrats by Bucknut4
• The Aristocrats by CheddarBBQ
• The Aristocrats and Baby Chicks by Mrthejazz
• Aristocrats Gone Wild by Zombiebaron
• Aristofuckers by Multiliteralist
• The Aristocrats by Madclaw
• My Artistocrat joke by Cat the Colourful
• Aristocrats (class) by Black_flamingo11
• Family Aristocrat Circus by Zombiebaron
• Joke of Aristocrat´s by Mr. Fisherman
• The Peasant's Dilema by Shabidoo