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“Koi desu nya!”~ Strange cat on Carp

The world is mine~ drhlajos on his empty school

“go eat shit fuckers~ drhlajos on politics of hungary

whatever...”~ drhlajos on electricity class

“Doom doom doom doom, doom Doom Doom doom doom DOOM!!~ drhlajos on Doom!

“Indifference is not an emotion. It's a skill learned over time”~ The Led Balloon on not caring


For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Drhlajos also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Yeeeh, and this is ME!!1111

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You can see my datasheet from most wanted terrorists here, however, i was removed, after that noob Osama Bin Laden bombed teh towers. I hate too much work, because All work and no anime make Drhlajos a dull boy

en-4This user speaks English at a near-native level.
17-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.
ja-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語.
de-0This user does not understand Deutsch (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
NO This user doesn't care.
CohoSalmon-X.jpeg This user is NOT a fish, or at least thinks so.
This user is a complete, irredeemable hobgoblin. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and sniffs at the hobgoblin.
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
HouseHLaurie 150x225.jpg This user procalimed himself as a Medicinae Doctor. Healing comes from them.

User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Anti-Benson.JPG This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
Purple monkey dishwasher.jpg This user believes that "Purple Monkey Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Hummingruby.jpg This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
Pink Ninja Gang.jpg This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
Hwinkler.jpg This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly
OH SHI- Interior Crocodile Alligator
This user drives a chevrolet movie theater

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