User talk:Drhlajos

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ICU

I noticed that you've been ICUing pages, which is a big help to the site. However, when you see a page that is only 2 or 3 lines long just post it on QVFD, as they are unlikely to ever be filled out. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:13, Aug 26, 2007

Just an FYI

Placing my polls on key pages to show that they do, in fact, work is part of the reason we have the polls for every page now. Just thought I'd let you know. They were only placed on pages that I had a major contribution on, and I will remove them as soon as all the funcationality of the crude, huge poll is implemented for all (ie, the votecount, a transparent way of seeing if someone is cheating, etc). I'm leaving it off of Jews did WTC for now, but please don't say it's vandalism when it's part of my continuing efforts of improving the site (which IS having a positive effect on every page, as the new poll extension you referenced proves).--<<>> 12:13, 12 March 2008 (UTC)