User:Torqueing

This page contains no actual writing what so ever, consisting solely of various templates. Furthermore, he has stolen template code and precious bodily fluids created by the best and wisest of Uncyclopedians and wasted valuable time, bandwidth and cheese. Also half of this page was stolen from User:Babbler

Please congratulate him on his good deeds.

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Torqueing also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

To date, this user has written most/all of the following articles:

As you can see, most are candidates for speedy deletion.

The rest are not that important.

Please examine these articles to confirm your first suppositions about this user.

This article is dumb.

This article is complete trash, probably written by someone with SEHS. I hate it, and so do you. Please see the relevant discussion on the talk page.

This article may be Overly American
Brits may not understand humor, only humour. Canadians and Australians may not understand anything at all. Do not attempt to remedy this.

This alpaca sandwich is a complete, irredeemable alpaca sandwich. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, pilots at the tongue, and is an unfunny dog wanker.
If you curate to curate this you will most gently tie yourself.
Or the submitter will baptise your can opener!!!!!!