User:ChiefjusticeDS/Vanity Section

Awards and other such things

Awards that I can find as of when I last updated this page.

Awards from places that aren't PEE Review.

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2010

	Useless Gobshite of the Year 2010

	Writer of the Month July 2011

	Uncyclopedian of the Month October 2009

	Foolitzer Prize Winner July 2011

	World's Best Friend November 2010

Featured Article: HowTo:Interrupt Serious News Broadcasts

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: UnNews:Uncyclopedia UnSignpost to appear before Leveson Inquiry

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: Slender

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

	Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution. (See you at next week's meeting guys!)

	Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for The Article Whisperer Competition (2011). The community would like to thank them for their contribution. (See you at next week's meeting guys!)

Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Supergrass

This ~~Stool Pigeon~~ User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

Fabulous Ninjastar

You're so fabulous, you! You get to be featured on the mainpage... again! Congratulations! –Lyrithya

Celtic Ninja Star
This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore

PuppyOnTheRadio would like to bless
ChiefjusticeDS
for your efforts in improving our world by
being supremely fantastic.
May you treasure your Puppy blessing always

Horrorstar

For your constant vigilance in maintaining Left 4 Dead (such as it is) –Orian57

Pantsless Ninjastar

For providing exceptional help, emotional support, proofreading and a spare liver. Thus being a kickass "parent". –BlueSpiritGuy

Family Ninjastar

Awarded for mentorship of a user who became a CUN or higher.
–Why do I need to provide this?

ChiefjusticeDS has now peed in depth on 125 articles, making him Uncyclopedia's most peeingest reviewer based on verified Pee Reviews. This swirling ninjastar recognizes a user that is constantly working to improve Uncyclopedia, but also has a hypnotic effect of making the recipient desire to keep on peeing. Given this date of December 7, 2009 (UTC)

-- WHY???, RotM and Serjeant-at-Law, Uncylopedia Legal Department

Return of UotM Ninjastar

For returning my UotM Award. –Why do I need to provide this?

I award ChiefjusticeDS this Double Diamond Ninjastar
for exhibiting remarkable dedication to the sight and maintenance of
150 in depth Pee Reviews.

(the ninja star is very impressive but can't be seen because it's covered by a sea of pee)
–User:Why do I need to provide this?

Original Ninjastar

An exellent Pee Review of UnNews:Why are some Democrats pushing to relieve the ladies of their civil rights? –
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:41, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Defender ninjastar

Helping protect my defenseless userpage from vandals. –
—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Acrolo has bought you a beer because you look thirsty!! Kudos!
Drink up, you are gonna need the piss .

DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Necropaxx has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

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ChiefjusticeDS

Awards from PEE Review

	Reviewer of the Month July 2009

	Reviewer of the Month October 2010

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

Platinum Pisser

Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.

Diamond Dumper

Excellent! Your commitment to PEEING is nearly boundless, going beyond 75 in-depth pee reviews. You provide such vast quantities of piss that you need something special to contain it. So we gladly provide you with this beautiful bathroom bling - keep pissing!

Chrome Crapper

You are a great piss master! For your achievement of over 100 in-depth pee reviews, we bestow upon you this lavish and shiny chrome-plated crapper. Keep the streams flowing!