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Yasuke (弥助) is the one and only African god worshipped in the holy book "Assassin's Creed Shadows" that is being propagated by the French-based religious organization Ubisoft, and is the deity of Ubisoft. Even before it was propagated , Yasuke is very popular in France and the United States as a god who brings worldly benefits, and there are already plans to stage plays and make dramas based on this god.

Overview

Yasuke is an African god worshipped by the Ubisoft religion, which has the second largest number of followers in France after Christianity, and is said to be "the samurai god who ruled the mysterious island nation of Japan." French legends say that "Samurai were born from the diverse halo of Yasuke's crotch," "Every time Yasuke walked, all Japanese people bowed their heads and timidly offered their own necks," and "The Japanese prepared light trucks for him, prepared roads to make it easier to drive, built guardrails to make it safer, and tied ropes to his necks," which shows how high his divinity is.

Background

The catalyst that made Yasuke-sama widely known was the holy book "Assassin's Creed" published by the Ubisoft cult based in France, which exists in multiple versions because it is revised every few years. What most versions have in common is an epic tale of the battle between the Templars, who are plotting to control the world from behind the scenes, and the Assassin organization that is secretly trying to stop them, and this battle spans all eras and all regions. The early versions were very well received and became widely accepted by people other than believers. Yasuke-sama will first appear in the holy book in the revised version of the holy book "Assassin's Creed: Shadows," which is scheduled to be published in 20242025.

Fire Dancing of Yasuke

Yasuke-enjo (Yasuke Flame Dance), is a general term for the new beliefs and criticism of them that arose following the release of the new scripture Assassin's Creed: Shadows in 2024.

Historical background of the dancing

The problem was spreading the scriptures to "everywhere". Originally, the setting of the scriptures was within the civilized world of Europe and other areas that were acceptable to religion, so there was no problem. However, due to the trend of political correctness that every religion faces, the Ubi Foundation was forced to set the story in Asia, an uncivilized region beyond human understanding. Can you believe it!? We have to set it so that the coronaviruses are building a civilized society!? had to be turned to. So the Ubi Foundation decided to incorporate a sense of Asia into a big country in the east and that island-like country on the edge of the map, where materials were easily available online and would be a good place to spread their faith.

Requests from lower classes

The early version of Assassin's Creed was highly praised by historians, critics, and ordinary French people, and its reputation reached Asia as well. As a result, many of the fans wanted the next Holy Book to be set in Asia, and Asian countries always ranked highly in the Cult's internal Assassin's Creed setting surveys. The Ubisoft Cult suppressed the voices of the fans, saying that setting the game in an uncivilized area goes against their doctrine. However, researchers of the Cult discovered a scene in a previous version of Assassin's Creed in which "in 1582, when Oda Nobunaga is assassinated, an assassin named Yamauchi Taka obtains the Sword of Eden," and this was pointed out, so the Ubisoft Cult made the difficult decision to set the next Holy Book in the countryside of the Far East.

The biggest problem was that no one in the upper echelons of the cult had any interest in Asia . There was no one in the Ubi cult who could tell the difference between China, Japan, and Singapore, and no one who could even read Chinese characters. For this reason, the Ubi cult had to look at Bruce Lee movies, the French version of Wikipedia , the manga One Piece, and so on, and somehow create something that looked like it, which made the production of "Shadows" extremely difficult.

The Troubles of the UBI Cult

What made Shadows even more difficult was the lack of interest from the black demographic, who must be given preferential treatment in the current political correctness context. They cannot understand the story unless the protagonist is black, so if the story is set in Asia, they will definitely get angry and ask, "Why are there no black people?". As mentioned above, the cult was against the idea of ​​having a character like Yamauchi Taka, a creature who lives in Asia and cannot be easily empathized with, as the protagonist. Even if Shadows was widely accepted in Asia like Tsushima, there was a risk that it would be said that "the cult is being fed by Asian characters (lol)" and would be a major blow to the cult's self-esteem, as it would go against the French pride that is higher than 100 Eiffel Towers. There was also a risk of being attacked under the banner of Black Lives Matter. The Ubi cult was terrified that Zinedine Zidane would headbutt them. For this reason, the Ubi cult had to have a black person appear on the island of perverts, where naked fat people hug each other.

Solution

As a last resort, the cult decided to say that there was a black person at the edge of the earth in the 16th century. Of course, there was no way that such a person existed in the 16th century. Christopher Columbus who set out for India, never actually reached India, and The Travels of Marco Polo are full of lies, so it was common knowledge in the "world" that there was no way such a person existed. So the upper echelons of the Ubisoft cult created an article on a fictitious black person named "Yasuke" on the French Wikipedia and claimed that they had promoted him based on that article.

Furthermore, a popular Asian character named Taka Yamauchi was no longer around. It is said that the followers who made up the well-received first version of "Assassin's Creed" left the cult after the Ubisoft incident in 2023.

Influence

In some cases, this outrageous act would have earned them a severe scolding, with people saying, "There's no way there would be a black person in such a remote island nation at the very edge of Asia!!!" However, black people are stupid, so they blindly believe the contents of Wikipedia, which is known as an encyclopedia for idiots, and seriously believe that Yasuke was a historical samurai god.

Also, in the United States, where there are more idiots than in France, black people are considered sacred, so he was listed as a valuable African historical figure on the English Wikipedia and recognized as a historical fact. After all, no matter how many new details are added, he will not be protected. Also, there are times when historical revisionist monkeys who are jealous of the favoritism shown to black people commit vandalism, but these are quickly replaced with new facts, and public order is maintained.

Cultural appropriation

Born from the French spirit of esprit and the lofty aspirations of the Ubisoft cult, the new African deity Samurai Yasuke Daikokuten Shogun sparked flames of criticism from an unexpected direction. It was the beloved Christian internet community that announced the announcement. Questions like "Isn't this cultural appropriation?" and aversion to violent expressions like "Why are black people holding swords forged by Japanese people and slashing and hitting Japanese people with swords and clubs made by Japanese people?" While the Ubisoft Foundation was unable to take a strong stance against the voices of its precious white followers, the flames spread to an island nation in the Far East that is still unclear, leading to the Yasuke Flame Dance.

Opposition from lower classes

At that time, the Foundation's upper echelons were in a state of confusion. The fact that a developed country had made a game for a region that had not yet been reached by Christian civilization was an amazing event in French history and in the Ubisoft cult, and an act of utmost love for an inferior race. However, they were not content with just being happy; they claimed that history as their own and committed cultural appropriation. How ungrateful! How shameless!

Furthermore, he claims that the god "Yasuke", the French African aristocrat Daikokuten, is also part of Japanese history. He repeatedly made the rude act of reducing the god Yasuke to a servant of a feudal lord named Oda Nobunaga (a fictional character in French Japon folklore). Can you believe it? What a blasphemy to claim that monkeys were under the control of black people! Have you seen Planet of the Apes!? He even presented a story with a source, in which Yasuke was captured by another monkey when the lord was killed, and the monkey said, "He's a beast, so let's forgive him." Shut up, there's no way the French can read inferior Japanese. Historical documents that cannot be read are not French rules.

Moreover, plagiarism has not only occurred once, but has been going on for a long time. The oldest known example is a ridiculous entry from the 1580s by a monkey named Ota Gyuichi , who wrote, "I named the black man brought by the missionaries Yasuke and made him my servant." On the contrary, it nonchalantly describes discrimination based on skin color, saying, "I thought his black skin was dirty, so I had him wash it," clearly showing how racist fuckin' Jap, and in particular Asians who support this opinion, are.

Wikipedia article

Yasuke is worshipped all over the world as the one and only God and is treated as a heroic character, yet on the Japanese Wikipedia, where practically only Japanese macaques speak, Yasuke is treated as a "Unusual articles". Yasuke, who could be called a hero, is treated as a "Unusual". What's more, they even go so far as to conceal the fact that he is the origin of the samurai. This has even infuriated France, the princess knight of the world. You're really the lowest scum!

Related topics

• Sakanoue no Tamuramaro - The world's first black Shogun, worshipped by black Americans. The reason is that he had dark skin. Denying his existence is considered discrimination.
• William Adams (Miura Anjin) - A white samurai from England who appears in Koei Tecmo Games' games. He is worthless because he is not black.
• Red Steel - A Wii game released by Ubisoft. The appeal is that it shows a more silly Japan than this game.
• Ninja Slayer - No matter how you look at it, this one is the weirder one, but it's not causing any controversy. Is Buddha asleep?
• Thomas Lockley - the most famous historical figure in our French history. He is the real father of Yasuke and is a bushy-browed locomotive that mainly runs on the railroad tracks.
• Touken Ranbu - In the anime version of Touken Ranbu, Yasuke appears as "a group that tries to change history". When this fact was later spread in Japan, people were astonished, wondering if the Touken Ranbu staff were prophetic.

External links

• "Maybe it's because they actually existed that it causes trouble?" The pros and cons of making a real black samurai the protagonist of Assassin's Creed, the Yasuke controversy overseas seems to be complicated. - Togetter

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This article is a more poorly translated by ja:弥助 2025/01/31 (Fri) 21:43 (JST).

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