User:Abwayax
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“Before we can study the central issues of life today, we must destroy Abwayax.”
“Before we can study the central issues of life today, we must destroy Abwayax.”
“Before we can study the central issues of life today, we must destroy Abwayax.”
Abwayax is a relatively unknown something-or-other from the relatively unknown island of Ackphthys.
He is also, according to it, "someone".
He was supposedly born in the year 1318, graduated from the Ackphthys School for the Relatively Random and Unmundane in the year 1337, timetravelled to the year 20XQ to fight the hordes of the cyber-czar Curious George, went back to 1337 when he realized that he forgot to bring his underwear, and lived to be over 666 years old.
Abwayax is one of the hardest words to pronounce and/or spell, coming in at third behind Exlxlblob and Izwzyzx.
Beliefs[edit | edit source]
- All of you ffall to the stegasooras.
- All of you pphail to the tyrannosooras.
- Something is not right here.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- FOO!!
- BAR!!
- FOOBAR!!
- ACKPHTH!!!
See also[edit | edit source]
- ???
- My parody on List of weapons that don't exist, but should, thanks to Izwzyzx who invented the desserts themselves
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External links[edit | edit source]
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