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I like this page. Should find more things to add to it and put it somewhere proper. And maybe link it from somewhere. Spang talk 19:18, 10 Apr 2008

Skullthumper this is awesome! why isn't this on mainspace?   Le Cejak <Apr 10, 2008 [20:58]>

NO IT IS TEH SUCX[edit source]

ya u herd me

Dear Spang,[edit source]

Yeah, go for it. </lazy>  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 02:57 Apr 14, 2008

didnt u here it suc

Seriously, though[edit source]

I know I'm a dick for asking you to do this, but is there any way to not include:

  1. Talk pages that have just been created (that is, welcomed), so it's less clogged with that Welcome Crew (whores)
  2. Cajek's talk page, because it eclipses mine?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:28, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
No.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 00:29 Apr 16, 2008
Thank you.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:19, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
You're welcome. Unfortunately, you seem to have fallen under the illusion that I am smart and that I know how to work these things. Do not be disillusioned, my friend; I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 01:23 Apr 16, 2008
This is why you fit in. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:24, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Some sites are built from pure HTML, others from layouts; some are complex in their design, others are formed from simple but elegant coding; Uncyclopedia is one hack on top of another hack on top of another hack with Spang trying to hold it steady so nobody notices.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 01:28 Apr 16, 2008
I resent that. The word "hack" implies that I have NO talent, whereas my mommy clearly tells me I have some excellent talents.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:54, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Surely the talents that your mother is talking about aren't the talents that I know about...right? -- The Zombiebaron 01:59, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Several years later, the answer is yes!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 01:29 Mar 18, 2011
Actually nope. I take that back. Apparently our DPL needs some updatin'.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 02:28 Mar 19, 2011
But they just updated it! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:24, 19 March 2011
Yeah, never mind. I got a workaround. Sort of.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 03:26 Mar 19, 2011

Images?[edit source]

This page doesn't link to VFP even once. Would it be possible to add a "What images are being voted on" section? Thanks. -- The Zombiebaron 21:47, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

VFP changes?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 07:05 Mar 13, 2011
On occasion. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:07, 13 March 2011
I'll see what I can do after I get back.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 07:08 Mar 13, 2011
Do enjoy, love. It'll be glorious if you let it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:11, 13 March 2011

Boob-count issue[edit source]

It appears that this page is measuring the number of boobage by items in Category:Boobage. However, do to my moving stuff around, the number of images of boobs is better approximated by the number of items in Category:Boobage Images CA --Mn-z 20:28, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Mmm, boobs... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:20, 21 March 2011
This is the single most important comment anyone has ever left on this page. I'll fix this issue as soon as possible.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 01:34 Mar 22, 2011
Mmm, boobies. DJ Mixerr 23:10, March 22, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
MN-z, why not leave boobs on both categories, pics can have more than one category and that way someone can find them easier. And I don't even know what CA means, what's the difference between the two? Aleister 23:33 22-3-'11
Pretty sure 'CA' means 'catch-all', so it would be the combination of the lot of the other ones, assuming it's properly updated, and his bot does a pretty good job of that. But yeah, the CA thing confused me as well. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:55, 23 March 2011

Suggestion[edit source]

Is there any room to add the top 5 requested articles (ex. {{Special:WantedPages/5}} or, perhaps, the top 5 newest pages (ex. {{Special:NewPages/5}}) ? MadMax 17:56, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Good idea. I'll put that into the next version. I'm currently working on (e.g. thinking about) a system that will allow each user to customize AAG with their own widgets, and once that happens, there'll be widgets galore on this puppy.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 04:51 Apr 18, 2011