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Article: Great Pacific Cum Patch	Score: 5.5 volunteers making a contribution
Nominated by:	Leverage (talk) 18:53, 30 May 2015 (UTC)
For: 6.5	A filthy one for all your filthy ones. --Leverage (talk) 18:53, 30 May 2015 (UTC)  For. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 17:29, 31 May 2015 (UTC)  For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:18, 1 June 2015 (UTC)  For. -RAHB 23:35, 1 June 2015 (UTC)  For. -- because now I know I could enter Paris Hilton, and still be a virgin. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:34, 2 June 2015 (UTC)  For. 80.194.231.144 (talk) 21:46, 2 June 2015 (UTC)  For. ShabiDOO 06:58, 7 June 2015 (UTC)
Against: 1	Against. Vulgarity does not make a page funny. XY007 • talk • contributions 23:06, 31 May 2015 (UTC)
Comments	Almost for. It had me until "it is not the kind of thing you would volunteer to sample" and "is 702,456 Paris Hiltons." These things didn't fit the tone of the rest of the article. Also I did't get the Branson/Virgin joke until I looked him up. I would put something like "Robert Branson, founder of Virgin Group" so people like me will get the joke. Fix those and I'll vote for. ) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:54, 31 May 2015 (UTC) Comment. I kind of half agree. I put the Richard Branson stuff in, although I am sure he would be mortified to think someone somewhere doesn't know who he is. I put the sample stuff in the mouth of an expert, so it doesn't break the "encyclopaedic narrative" so much, but I like the Paris Hilton line, especially considering the article it links to is the building not the woman. As for xy007's comment 1) if you don't like vulgarity, you might be in the wrong place! and 2) the idea wasn't vulgarity for vulgarity's sake, but rather a link between the disposability of plastic and our increasingly hyper-inflated, porn-driven, disposable relationship to orgasms (maybe). Leverage (talk) 13:58, 1 June 2015 (UTC) "I put the sample stuff in the mouth of an expert". I see what you did there... -RAHB 23:35, 1 June 2015 (UTC) Comment. Wow, that was an "accidental" as you musicians would say. Leverage (talk) 06:27, 3 June 2015 (UTC)

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