UnTunes talk:Monkeys and Footballs

Seriously man, have you thought about doing this on a stage for like, an audience? This is great stuff. -RAHB 22:40, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

I do do this for an audience. And unlike a live audience, only half of you are drunk, and some of you have written some awesome shit. --Hyperbole 23:18, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Touche, my friend. -RAHB 23:36, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

You should run this through a dynamic range compressor. That'd get rid of some of the strange sudden shifts.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:32, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

It has been run through a dynamic range compressor. I think the strange sudden shifts are a result of the Cakewalk Sonar "remove silence" function that I ran thereafter. It was a mistake, but I figured since it didn't necessarily make the song less funny, I wouldn't bother fixing it. pillow talk 03:43, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

You do know that Casio is a watchmaking company, right? -- The One and Only... NecroBlade ^[STFU] Live And Learn... 12:48, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Casio makes many fine products. Among them are the cheapest keyboards money can buy. The keyboard that appears in this song was made in 1990 and sold for about $25. It has only three octaves. I believe it's intended as a children's toy. pillow talk 18:28, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Any chance I could get the chords to this? I have a small acoustic band going on with a friend and this would be awesome to have in the setlist. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 17:52, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

No problem. It's played with a capo... somewhere. Fourth fret? Somewhere around there. Capo to your singing-voice preference. So these chords, while allowing you to play the song, will not necessarily allow you to play along with the MP3. Plus, you'll have to transpose for the benefits of bassists, keyboards, &c.

Intro: A - Asus 2 (002200) - A - Asus2

A                 E
If I had a monkey, and you had a football, 
A                    E            Bm               F#m
then I'd pay a dollar to watch my monkey fuck your football. 
           E A       D            E
They would be making love. Making love. 
A      D                         E         F#m
Making love. Making sweet, sweet love to a football. 
       D            E         A
Making sweet, sweet love to a football. 

     A             D                             A
Well lately, girl, all that I can think about is you and me 
            E                 A                  D
and sex and furry mammals and football. And your hair, and your smile, 
         A                       E
and your radiant personality and sex with footballs. 
F#m                 A
Let's go back to my basement apartment 
    D                        E
and play some Madden '93 and take it from there. 
F#m                   A
It's kinda old but it still kicks ass, 
              D                              E
and you could wear my football costume - but hey, no pressure. 

(Intro thing: A and Asus2)

A                     E
Well, you are a woman. And I'm not a football. 
A                         E            Bm         F#m
But I'd still pay a dollar to fuck you if I was a football. 
         E A       D            E
We would be making love. Making love. 
A      D                         E         F#m
Making love. Making sweet, sweet love to a football. 
       D            E         A
Making sweet, sweet love to a football.

pillow talk 18:02, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 19:01, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

If this one bitch cute girl sits next to me tomorrow in the library during lunch like she did today, I am so singing this to her. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:34, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Okay, but if it leads to her wanting you... I get the credit. pillow talk 04:57, 15 April 2009 (UTC)