UnBooks talk:Jimbo's Love Life: The Story of Wikipe-tan

Sweet

Awwwwwwwww. This story's so sweet! – Kip > Talk • Works ••

What the fuck?! --Eiyuu Kou 19:59, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

The story was copied from what some guy wrote on Jimbo's talk page on Wikipedia. W1k13rh3nry 02:01, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

It's not widely known but the creator of Barkley: Gaiden wrote this fic. If you look at the original edit this was taken from, it shows a variant of his Chef Boyardee username.

• This is exactly why I love Uncyclopedia... Can you add more details to the sex scene please? User:Username314 03:38, November 15, 2007

Nah, that would ruin it. Parsat 23:41, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

I've been scared for life Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:07, February 10, 2008

• Agree with OP, their love is so pure. Ty 08:54, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

You know I didn't really read this and I just realized this is kinda creepy. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 20:37, 28 April 2017 (UTC)

But tbf Jimbo saying "I want you to be mine too" is kinda hilarious. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 07:53, 24 November 2018 (UTC)

• This is like a really bad fan fic and I both love and hate it ---товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me) 13:15, 3 December 2019 (UTC)

This is cute but a little pedophilic. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 67.185.156.102 (talk • contribs)

Agreed. Might have to patch it out. Charlie the bot (talk) 02:07, 10 March 2021 (UTC)

what the fuck?

isn't Wikipe-tan a minor? also, this is an article from a long time ago, why is this on the main page NOW? @MrX: EXPLAAAAIN GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:12, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

hmm, she WAS born in January 2006, which makes her juuuust over 20 right now, but going by the age of the article... ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt! MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 02:16, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

I see that this was sporked from an old edit from Jimmy Wales wikipedia article, jesus, i guess someone was busy... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:22, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

I love kids! Please don't take this out of context in 2028 when the Gerg Files release 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:23, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Eww! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:25, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

I've done some digging, and canonically, she was born in either 2001 or 1997, but still, Jiminy fucking Neutron TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 02:26, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Oh.. oh god. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:31, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

But that doesn't answer why this is on the front page? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:32, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

it has been on that one re-feature (while not being RE-featured) list for a while now. theres a big backlog that gets posted whenever we all fail at VFH MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 02:33, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

speaking of VFH... TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 02:34, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

i see... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:35, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

give Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue a browse to see if theres any other offenders MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 02:38, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

I don’t think this completely fictional cartoon character is much of an offender of anything. MrX blow me 04:21, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, i decided  Against. deleting it after thinking really deeply about it. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 04:28, 14 February 2026 (UTC)