Tropical Flowers

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Origin[edit | edit source]

Tropical flowers were edible flowers bred to perfection by astronomer Scott Cawthon in 1965. Tropical flowers were reported to taste like bacon, eggs, and cheese, but would later go on to be known as tasting like ink and salt, according to paleontologist Mama Luigi. They were an invasive species released by Scott Cawthon in the world-renowned restaurant Crazy Clown Airlines, and were eaten by the native Brazilian tribes in the area. It became a key part of Brazilian cuisine. Some foods you may have never known had this flower in it are as follows:

Usage[edit | edit source]

"Today is the end of the Republic! The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder! At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic LIES to the galaxy! While secretly supporting the treachery of the rouges of Resistance." This quote was taken from the I'd like to talk to you about Jesus speech, spoken by Steve Harvey at the 2024 San Diego Comic-Con about the Tropical Flower. As you can see, he spoke about the integrity of these foods, and the emotional support benefits as well.

Tropical flowers can serve as therapy guides through your journey through stealth insurance. They may ask intrusive questions, but don't mind it. Tropical Flowers get extremely angry when they see another flower eaten. A result of their anger was World War 3, resulting in the deaths of about 100,000 living beings.

Culture[edit | edit source]

Human culture was greatly influenced by the Tropical Flowers. The song The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny was actually made by a gang of Tropical Flowers from "Da hood", as they called their home. "Da hood" was located directly next to [REDACTED FOR CIVILIAN SAFETY]. Many other Tropical Flowers influences/influencers include:

The Wars[edit | edit source]

War #1 (The Annihilation)[edit | edit source]

The first war with the Tropical Flowers was in 1968. When Scott Cawthon released the fully-bred Tropical Flowers into Crazy Clown Airlines, the visiting Americans and Native Brazilians were continuously harassed by these flowers. The flowers would cuss them out, shoot sap in their faces, or murder entire families. Of course, the humans had the right to be angry, so they released all of the following up on the Tropical Flowers:

All of these things were too much for the plants to handle, as their only weapon was mass Reproduction and sap. They surrendered, initiating an independent cease fire known as the Declaration of Independence throughout Mother Russia.

War #2 (WWIII)[edit | edit source]

The next war occurred when German oppression entered Da-hood. The Germans claimed they needed "extra land". Many suspect that they just wanted to be the biggest part of the next World War. The Tropical Flowers respectfully declined, so the Germans released a Weinerschitzel, 11 Panzer 11s, and 14 troop sets of men named Luka.

However, the Tropical Plants came prepared, as they knew that another war would happen. They somehow figured out how to Fly bomber planes and dropped many extremely compact hydrogen bombs on German cities. They were not very smart at this point, so they couldn't figure out how to make them bigger. And since they were not very smart, they had their planes shoot the bombs instead of drop the bombs. This resulted in many unintentional Kamikaze attacks and stray bombs landing in other countries. Specifically, France, Luxembourg, and Spain (how did the bombs get to Spain). France was in possession of weapons of mass destruction at this time, but the Tropical Flowers did not know this. They were soon annihilated by Luxembourg, because as the saying goes, "Small is mighty". The Tropical Flowers migrated to the USA to hide and regroup, but were soon found after the unexpected re-emergence of d4vd, a famous philanthropist and child-support therapist.

Closing[edit | edit source]

I strongly urge you to remember these things when you think about why the the population of Tropical Flowers has decreased by 97.49% over the last 120 years. Also remember these things in history class.

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