Talk:I wrote this article while drunk

The experiment was a... success! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 07:33, Sep 4 2010

Mrthejazz, remember the time you asked me if you should drink and I was all, "YES!" Good times. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:34, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

And then you left me to wallow in my drunken misery? Yeah, I remember that, asshole. User:Mrthejazz/sig 12:39, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

I decided to go to sleep. And I'm doing that right now, too. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:41, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

This is actually a little funny. The article, I mean, not your comment.User:Mrthejazz/sig 12:42, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Pfft

The guy over there sent this to your table.

I wrote The fact that you don't want a poodle when I was so drunk I could barely stand. And I wrote UnPoetia:I got hit with a bag of dicks just to prove a point when... okay, that one might not have been the best example. pillow talk 00:25, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

The better stuff on Illogicopedia was mostly written while drunk, too. Have you ever been over there? why do you think there are beer cans lying around everywhere? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 00:55 (UTC)

Yeah, I've been over there - and, come to think of it, all my contributions there were drunken. I actually might contribute regularly if their server wasn't powered by a guy on a stationary bike. pillow talk 00:56, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, their server seems to be better of late. It's only gone out a couple of times while I was using it... still a bit slow, though, but then again, so's this place at times. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 00:59 (UTC)

On second thought, it's being really slow again. Bloody thing. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 01:13 (UTC)

Guess his legs got tired. pillow talk 01:16, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

He also sprouted an extra pair of arms. I'm not sure what to make of it. Is that normal for a place of illogic? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 01:19 (UTC)

*pokes the champagne* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 01:20 (UTC)

Ooh, I see you've presented me with dat bubb! It seems someone is trying to entice me down to da club. pillow talk 01:25, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

I wouldn't trust it if I was you... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 01:28 (UTC)

You're trying to poison me?? Is this because of what happened on your talk page? pillow talk 01:32, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Love, Aleister brought in the drinks, not I. And frankly, if I wanted to poison you, I'd just use gas, anyhow. Wouldn't have to worry about actually getting you to drink it, that way. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 01:43 (UTC)

I'd have to be drunk to believe that! *hic*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 01:48 (UTC)

Great. That can be... *hurp* ...arranged. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 01:52 (UTC)