Talk:Battle of the Bulge in my Pants

EPIC LULZ —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:27, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Epic lulz. But this begs the question, why hadn't anyone done this before? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:29, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey Dexter, it turns out somebody has. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

I don't know if it's this La Roux song, but I'm inclined to steal, steal, steal. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:43, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

But I've only been doing this for a few seconds. I'll probably call an end to my Uncyc sojourn then. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:30, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:32, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

WOOOOOO! YES! YES! YES! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

You are not leaving Uncyclopedia. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:33, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

As in sojourn from Uncyclopedia. I've only been back for a few seconds and I'm angry already! Angry and stark raving mad! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:34, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, that's what you meant. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:35, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Shut up, Socky. You've already pissed him off. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:36, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

And I'm infinitely sorry. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:38, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

So... Are you gonna mainspace this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:12, 28 January 2010

You have an all-powerful memory. Out of all the articles which I started with another woman and then ditched before the article was old enough to leave the incubator, this one is the only one that had me by it's puppy dog eyes. Reading the article again (in like decades), it actually looks more complete than I thought it did. But I can remember what made me feel it needed more. The bracketed message at the end helps no end. I'll put some effort into it or something. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:23, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

This looks almost finished now. Maybe you can ask Sonje to make you a couple quick 'chops. I suspect she'll be happy to see you again. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:21, 4 February 2010

Chops would probably be necessary, I can only think of resorting to the tactic of finding random, yet relevant images and staple crap captions to it. I think I should do the honour of completing it first though. --"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 15:51, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

this is

Briliant

I'm glad. --nldr 01:14, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

One Ofz

My favrit articles 18:48, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

The Title Alone is Gold

And the article is good, too. --NoNamesLeft 05:45, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

I fail to understand

Are penises some sort of in-joke? That's the only explanation I can see for why there are so many of them. How did this happen? Why does everyone love this article? And featured? Seriously?! What is it about these humour wikis that they feature such explicit, opaque junk?

It's when I run across articles like these that I wish English Uncyc were the wiki with no active admins except me. I'll probably never be an admin here because my standards for article content are too high and I'd never get accepted. I'm sure some of you disagree that my standards are too 'high', but they are, because the only joke in this article is the penises. The only joke. And penises are not inherently funny, now are they? Why should they be inherently funny? Most other parts of the body aren't inherently funny; what is it about penises?

I hope I'm allowed to speak my mind about this. Am I? You won't block me? Llwy (scold|hover) 22:16, 8 May 2013 (UTC)

I guess nobody cares. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 01:28, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

I concur. This article is a complete piece of shit and everyone who enjoys it should be crucified or some shit because y'all need to stop sinning. D.E.X. Bulshit, Ass, Bitch, Anal Cancer, Dick 01:52, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

Some men think penisis (peni?) are funny because they are just hanging there when not in lusty use, and swing around and all. Very apelike. When they go all rigid and another man is around, he's got to laugh or do something, so laughing is easier. Women usually display something or other to harden the thing, and when humans were all walking around naked this was a standard girl-thing, and the men would laugh at the guy. If it was like a King or something the men would all bow their heads and look away (pretending to be eating) and the girl displaying should be serious. But up until that point they are pretty funny, until they are doing stuff, and then it's mostly moaning and commotion and everyone else pretends to be eating or looking at a rock or something. But they are still laughing at the guy, because now he's like all "ohhhhh, ohhhhhh" and calling her goddess or by her real and/or fake name, and the chuckles and looks can be seen if the guy opens his eyes. I hope that explains it. Aleister 17:45 12-5-'13

I see...something...maybe. A little bit. Thank you for trying to explain. And the usual plural in English is 'penises'. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 01:26, 15 May 2013 (UTC)