Randy Stair

FACT ALERT: HOLY SHIT, CHRIS-CHAN TRIED TO SUMMON RANDY STAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a face only a mother could love.

Randy Stair, also known as Andrew Blaze, was an edgelord YouTuber who had a sexually unhinged obsession with a sexy ghost girl named Ember McLain from the forgettable and incredibly unfunny Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom. He later went on to make a "Web series" about Ember and her shitty emo ghost squad (which are literally just cringe ass Recolored "OCs" created by Rando himself).

Eventually, after being told how much of a failure he was by literally everyone around him, and getting extremely obsessed with Ember, Randy got pissed and decided to take his anger out on his own coworkers with a good ol' magdump at his shitty job at a retail store, before offing himself and becoming an true hero.

YouTube Channel

Like most millennials, Randy was just your average YouTuber, making generic skits with his "friends". While these "skits" may seem original, they were, in fact, just blatant ripoffs of other, much popular YouTubers. You see, Randy was a complete plagiarist, and basically just copied and stole from other YouTubers, due to being an unoriginal faggot.

YouTubers that he copied include:

• Makemebad35
• Angry Video Game Nerd
• Fred
• Smosh
• NigaHiga.

Ember's Ghost Squad

Since Randy is such a pasty-faced little shit, there's no surprise that he couldn't get laid. Because of this, Randy instead became creepily infatuated with a ghost girl from Nickelodeon's "hit show" Danny Phantom. Who was her name? Who is this mysterious "sexy" ghost girl? Her name was Ember McLain, who was basically the show's Rule 34 bait for horny teenage boys to jerk off to. Among these teenage boys was none other than Randy, he was a big fan of Ember. In fact, he was a HUGE fan of Ember, to an absurd degree. He would listen to her theme song everyday while playing video games, he would insert her into his "skits", and would even fap to her draw art of her, and post it onto DeviantArt.

This would all lead up to what we would eventually all know Randy for these days. He created a "web series" called "Ember's Ghost Squad", which centered around Ember herself, and her shitty ghost squad going on "adventures" together. For some reason, Randy made all the characters in his cartoon extremely tall for whatever reason. Though "allegedly" it might have been because he had a secret fetish for tall people. The cartoon would go on for a good 2 years, before Randy decided to end it off on a high note. He created a series finale/movie to end off the series, which centers around an animated iteration of himself and one of his cringe-ass ghost slut characters going on a columbine-styled massacre.

Despite Randy thinking this "animation" was a "masterpiece" of lulzy-proportions, it was actually an unfinished and rushed piece of shit. And as if this "animation" wasn't bad enough, he dedicated 78% of the fucking video to a shitty self tribute.

The Weis Market Incident

After uploading his "epic" and "awesome" series finale of his shitty cartoon show to YouTube, he went to his local retail store that he worked at during all of this bullshit, with plans to commit one last final contribution to the world. While at work, instead of slaving away and actually working, he instead starts texting suicide notes to all of his friends, before dumping his shitty manifesto onto MediaFire. After this, he posted a few tweets on Twitter, basically saying his "last words," before finally carrying out his "attack."

He would block all of the entrances and exits of the store, before grabbing his shotguns, and began hunting down his coworkers. He killed THREE people, except for a girl who he just stood behind for a second before letting her go, probably out of embarrassment. He then went to the deli section of the store, and gave himself a shotgun mouthwash, offing himself like the faggot he was.

HE HAS A FANBASE!!!?

Yes...unfortunately Randy has fans. Though most of his fans could give two shits about his cringy, unoriginal, awful, obviously plagiarized "skits." Somehow his shitty autistic animations got fans, despite how shitty they are. These "fans" are mostly made up of 15 year old girls with no lives whatsoever, who have nothing better to do but simp over shitty cartoons made by someone who never even attempted to be original. Most of these "fans" can be seen either larping as the ghost squad characters in real life, drawing "art" of the characters, and maybe even fapping off to Randy himself.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Randy was nobody other than a low-life, unoriginal piece of shit. He stole from other YouTubers, created shitty animations about a forgotten character from a forgotten Nickelodeon series, and worst yet, committed the worst and most forgettable shooting in America. Good job Randy, you did so many shitty things in your worthless pathetic life. Now do us all a favor and burn in hell where you belong.

His cringe collection

• WorthlessToaster - Most-viewed video of Ember on YouTube was posted here
• Archive of all of his YouTube videos
• EmberPh33r - The only Twitter account of his still standing... (for now)
• Archive of all of his previous YouTube channels, Twitter accounts, and more

See also

• Cluedo Columbine edition
• Chris-chan
• Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website)