Pocket

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A pocket eating an iPhone for lunch.

Pockets are naturally occurring entities in pants, dinner jackets, possums, opossums, buttoned shirts, extra-large brassieres, and kangaroos. Because of the ravages of natural selection, some pockets have become highly skilled in the art of camouflage and can lurk just about anywhere while carrying immense quantities of illegal drugs and unmarked credit cards. Pockets have been used since the beginning of time for the short-term storage of stuff, small things, and other crap. Empty pockets may be used for the temporary warming of cold hands and the popular sport of pocket pool. However, everybody knows the main reason pockets exist is so that men can "ajust" their genitals in public without anybody noticing, or at least give men the feeling that no one knows what they are doing. Everybody of course does.

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