Non-binary

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Non-binary people, also called Nonbinary, Non-Bidenary, Non-Bonery, NB, Enby, Enbie, Attack helicopters, Genderqueer or Are-you-a-boy-or-a-girl? are people whose gender does not exclusively belong to the categories of male or female. They are best known for using they/them pronouns, being heckin' cute and valid, and a little oopsie poopsie back in 2001. Enbies are typically considered gender traitors, but worse because they won't pick a side no matter what the Assclown in Chief says.

Most NBs can be identified by their androgynous or non-gendered appearance, use of they/them pronouns and because they plaster their silly little flag all over the fucking place. They are typically found in a basement, playing D&D, or playing D&D in a basement. According to the US Government enbies do not exist.

The enby flag. From top to bottom: yellow (pee), white (white people), purple (the other pee), black (black people)

How Enbies Are Made

Like regular trannies, nonbinary people start as either of the common birth sexes or intersex, and after sufficient tumblr use months or years of introspection determine they are nonbinary. Nonbinary transition can include:

• Social changes, such as adopting a non-gendered name (usually a plant, mineral or some wacky shit like that) and pronouns
• Changes in presentation, such as clothing as well as tucking or binding
• Medical changes such as hormone therapy (for example low-dose testosterone or SERMs)

Many nonbinary people spend years in denial before finally accepting their true form.

Types Of Nonbinary

Did you know there are over 9000 genders?

Thanks to the "radical" "left", the label of Non-binary includes a fuck ton of different genders. The following is a selection of the most prominent. They even have their own special flags!

Androgyne

Probably the common type of nonbinary, androgynes exhibit a blend of masculinity and femininity.

Agender/Neutrois

Despite being called agender, they don't have one.

Demigender

Want some gender but not too much? Demigender! They come in Demiboy (alternatively Demiboi), Demigirl, and even a Demiandrogyne variety. Demiboys often use he/him and they/them (he/they) pronouns; likewise Demigirls often use she/her and they/them (she/they) pronouns.

Genderfluid

Those who are genderfluid fluctuate between between genders like a wacky gender chameleon. One day they might wake up a boy, the next day a girl, on Friday they lose their gender altogether at a party, but it comes back once the hangover subsides.

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  The special flag for androgynes

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  The special flag for agenders

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  Demigirl

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  Demiboy

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  Genderfluid

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  A different kind of gender fluid

Enbies and Cats

All nonbinary people have at least one cat, and said cat is almost certainly orange. This is a scientifically proven fact.

Enbies and Computers

Like transfems on the internet, NBs are disproportionally represented in programming and hacker communities. It is said that the enby hackers are plotting a great replacement of binary computers with a top secret non-binary variety. All nonbinary people eventually master the Rust programming language.

The mascot of the Rust programming language is a crab with pronouns

Enbies and The Gubiment

Like computers, nonbinary people are a relatively new development in Western culture, and like computers nonbinary people have yet to be truly understood by The Guvment. In some countries such as many of those in Europe, NBs can get a cute little 'X' marker on their cute little ID card and get a cute little NB guvment name to replace their old shitty one. In other countries, especially in the Middle East, being nonbinary is a great way to speedrun getting quickscoped by the state. In the good ol' US&A, support varies widely; some states are like "yeah sib whatevz" and others want to be just like Saudi Arabia.

Enbies and Toilets

One particular area of concern for the Gooberment is where a nonbinary person pees or poos. For decades the status quo has been separate but equal facilities for Men/Gentlemen and Women/Ladies, leaving the nonbinary population restroomless. The restroom lobby claims that forcing people to use segregated restrooms based on what parts they are presumed to have prevents bad things from happening, because gay people don't exist. In recent years (but especially leading up to and after America's Stupidest Election) various gubments have enacted legislation mandating that men use women's bathrooms. The Gender Marxists claim the whole restroom issue can be solved by building all-gender facilities with private toilet rooms, but we all know those will be used to smoke the devil's lettuce and manufacture WMDs.

A man in a women's bathroom. How could this happen?

What's in your pants?

• A gun
• Your mom!!!!!!
• The JFK files

Gallery

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  This is such a great joke

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  Get it? Like when you compile something?

See Also

• Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
• Transgender
• September 11