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The Namespace Namespace for discussing Namespaces.


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Per me si va ne l'etterno dolore,
Per me si va tra la perduta gente.
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Fecemi la divina podestate,
La somma sapienza e 'l primo amore.
Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create;
Se non etterne, e io etterno duro.
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.
Dante Alighieri, The Divine Italian Sex Farce
About the Namespace Namespace
The Namespace Namespace was conceived as a way to help Uncyclopedia grow by providing a place for new namespaces to be developed in the hope of their eventually emerging from pseudo-namespace status and reaching their full potential as true namespaces in the truest sense of the word "namespace."
If you have an idea for a new namespace, please find another wiki. We have too many namespaces already.
Featured Namespace Candidate   (edit)  

Current Namespaces

This month's featured namespace candidate is UnNamespaceable, a namespace so complicatedly obscure and difficult to find that no one has actually been able to determine if any articles are stored there. It is assumed by most that no articles are stored there at all, and as a result, no one has any clue as to what the point of it is. This means that to give it a descriptive name would be, in effect, pointless. As a result, the only possible name that could be given to this namespace is "UnNamespaceable," which to some extent accurately describes its entirely unknown contents.

Several users, most notably you, have complained bitterly about the fact that UnNamespaceable is being considered for "namespacing" while their own "pet" projects are largely ignored, or treated with sneering contempt, by virtually everyone else. As a result, the number of silly and largely unwarranted bans has increased drastically. The matter is currently under investigation by a special committee consisting of Edvard Munch, Yoda, and a large doughnut.

Previously featured: UnInteresting - UnWorthy - UnAcceptable - UnUnUnUnUnStutterers - UnDeuxTrois - UnSatisfying

 

Existing Namespaces

Uncyclopedia - UnNews:Main Page - Undictionary - UnNews:Main Page - HowTo - The Wilde Project

Pseudo-namespaces

Unquotable - - UnBestiary - Departure of Fun - Brandtopedia

Useless Links

UnProjects - Software - Wikimedia

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