Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 13

July 13: Surreptitiously Masturbate Near A Sleeping Stranger Day

• 1921 – Sinead O'Connor is arrested for indecent exposure in a coma ward.
• 1945 – The Manhattan Engineering District achieves its first major success, giving the ability of flight to a medium-sized mouse.
• 1987 – The United States Supreme Court rules that disciplining your monkey near a sleeping stranger (pictured) is unconstitutional.
• 2003 – Stunningly gorgeous tennis sensation Martina Hingis stuns her fans by announcing her retirement. Her fans cry for days and refuse to eat.
• 2005 – Uncyclopedia viciously and unfairly deleted by extremist Wikipedians.
• 2009 – The Uncyclopedia Anniversaries break the fourth wall by telling you to get a job, you lazy git!

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