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A Chinese "woman" contacted me on our UnSkype account and tried to sell us/me LED displays. I anticipate other people on the UnSkype page being contacted by her in the near future. Here's the convo that was had. --EMC ^[TALK] 06:26 Aug 17 2010

Interestingly enough, a Google search of "Sinolith LED" brings up that conversation as the first result. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:35, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

The Chinese Uncyclopedia is blocked because Jimmy Wales moved it to an automatically blocked domain. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:25, 18 August 2010

“ [12:42:56 AM] Uncyc: If we're going to buy imitation LED displays made in China on slave labor, then we'd like to know why our website is blocked in China.

[12:43:02 AM] Uncyc: It's our first order of business with the Chinese.
[12:43:35 AM] lea: my name is lea
[12:43:40 AM] lea: may i have your name sir
[12:43:43 AM] lea: thank you
[12:43:47 AM] Uncyc: My name is Lea.
[12:44:20 AM] Uncyc: I demand diplomatic immunity in China. For me and all of my fellow editors of Uncyclopedia.

”

This is comedy gold. Pure and simple. Here's hoping it happens more often. But wait! Is she the same person from Shenzheng spamming my inbox about lead based PCB's and wishing that my "family are good luck everytime", or does this have something to do with that Requested Article about Chinese censorship methods I got around to writing recently??? --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 19:28, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

I kinda wished you'd been nicer. I'd have really enjoyed that diplomatic immunity in China.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:28 (UTC)

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Score: 6

1.  Nom and For I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes!!--—John Lydon 07:30, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
2. For. Per above. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:31, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
3.  For With Extreme Prejudice "I am very impolite and thoroughly uneducated.""--KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 19:28, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
4.  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:25, 18 August 2010
5.  For. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes & snot running down to my Chin!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:20 (UTC)
6. For. You can't make it up. Well, you could, but why bother when it's real? --Black Flamingo 20:03, August 18, 2010 (UTC)