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Template:Cabal Don't worry guys. The Goa Tse Clan had announced that There Is No Cannibal.
An open letter to the Uncyclopedians:

Hello guys,

It has been an honour to take over the doings of the Cabal (just joking, there is no Cabal). We have plans to destroy Encycloepdia Dramatica and let us become number one in the comedy wiki industry. As such, we at the Cannibal (There Is No Cannibal) and the Goa Tse Clan are doing, is to develop a Five-Year Plan.

This is our first Five-Year Plan. We planned it in order, like this:

• Plans to destroy Encydclopedia Dramatica (ED):
  1. Vandalise ED
  2. Spam ED
  3. Clog ED with nonsense and "ED is the devil!" stuff
  4. Destroy ED completely when it's all clogged up
  5. If there is time, destory 4Chan
  6. ???
  7. PROFIT!
• Recruit more people to become part of the Goa Tse Clan.
• Merge IC with its rival.
• Have WikiPeace.

And also, remember that there is no Cannibal.

Signed,
|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 07:42, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Um... NO. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 09:05, Nov

First, ignore ED.

Second, they aren't in the "comedy industry".

Third, I'm going to post this pic everytime I see ED mentioned in the forums. It's a nice pic of my Pa'. *sniff*, I miss Pa'. Went out for smokes and never came back, he did. Plus, since headers don't appear to be length-limited, I can just ramble on about whatever comes to mind. Which is nice. The rambling, I mean...

"Hola, me llamo ED. Oí que usted me buscaba."

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:28, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Mo's template is old, but good. I would only add a request not to advertise that site on Uncyclopedia by "complaining" about them. Thank you.--<<>> 12:35, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Meh, I think I'm gonna go browse /b/ instead. Good luck with your plan thingy though. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:27, Nov 14

And one thing.

Modus, your father is a murderer. No wonder why he never came back. By the way, didn't I say that there is no Cannibal? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 06:39, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

We've moved on from whateveritwas you said. I think it's time that you did too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:01, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

What mo said. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 10:26, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

I will bring Uncyc to its full glory! Like back in 2006-2007! Then we can party like it's 2999! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 10:18, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

OH MY GOD!

There is a pet society wiki! Just thought you'd all like to know. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 01:42, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

That Robin Williams movie? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:59, November 17, 2009 (UTC)