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I couldn't resist. I wrote a poem - nay, a hymn - so great, so worthy of praise, it behooves me to announce it to the world. And of course: It's. All. About. Me.

Hail our King! Of all the creations
That the gods did make, of all the
Beasts and flying creatures and the
Sunlight on bounding waters;

Of the mountains whose tops pierce
The clouds like the pikes of war-thirsty
Warriors, craving the throne of the
Beckoning skies;

Of the spirits who lull in the woods
And the dragons that crawl in the mines;
The beasts that fill the skies with
Their shrieking calls;

Of all these things the gods did create,
Dwarfed in stature, dwarfed in grandeur,
Was there one creation whose making
Undid their glory;

Oh! great mountain of power,
Pillar of strenght, stream of grace!
Yours is of the gods in heaven,
Make your voice known!

My arms are trunks of oak
My legs are buckling stone
My shoulders are shear cliffs
My nails are elephant bone.

They carved him from a granite quarry

Torn from the sinews of the earth by a

Thousand heaving beasts of every size.

They chiseled his features with hammers

And daggers whose steel so fine, it cut

The very stars from the veil of the skies.

My sinews are warped copper
My bones are tempered steel
My knuckles are mountain peaks
My belly hard as a ship's keel.

His sinews twist with the sound of thunder

And crackle like lightning on the waters;

His footfalls echo across the lands.

His voice sounds across the churning seas

As the sky trembles before his call

And his very breath shifts the sands.

My eyes are flaring suns
My broad back is a battle-field
My teeth are white war-horses
My skin is an iron shield.

Woe is he who should face your wrath;
Woe is he who should cross your path;

Woe is he who should enter your sight;
Woe is he who should challenge your might;

For thou art DiZ, king of all
Who sits on your golden throne;
And by the gods that shift the very heavens
Your voice will be known.

Thank you. Thank you. I am truly da shit. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:29, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

What I find particularly ironic about all this is that you have the same name as a Kingdom Hearts character. That has Disney characters in it, doesn't it? Yeah, I think it did... no? Just those Squaresoft guys? Okay then. Ж Kalir _{nobody knows my gender} 03:31, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Yes, it did. Looking back, I have no regrets. My feats in this world will come to outshine any mortal video game. I will become immortalized in stone, and the only thing people will think of when they hear the name "DiZ" will be of my deeds, my power, my authority! Then who will be laughing, Kalir, then who will be laughing? Muahahahaha! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:35, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

...hmm, no sight of Ouro*****. Good job DiZ. At least before I drop some "big booms, big booms! bumpity bump" onto your head. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:38, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

/me thinks that DiZ has too much time on his hands... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:53, Sep 11, 2007

/me could say the same thing about you. Also, /me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:52, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey, /me hasn't written any poetry..... yet.... /me shifts eyes nervously. /me continues the trend of overusing /me. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:34, Sep 11, 2007

Actually, I thought of this whole thing in the shower. While wanking to a picture of myself. o_O --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:44, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

I thought the biggest narrcissim ever was Triple H saying how big his schlong is...

Starry 14:01, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

“What you-uh...don't seem-uh...to understand-uh...is that we are-uh...D-generation X-uh...”

~ HHH on rastlin'

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc!

I stopped at "Hail our King"

How far did you make it? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:54, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

"Forum:The". I'm just here for the coffee. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:18, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

They have coffee here now? Sweet! Actually, bitter! This coffee sucks! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:28, Sep 14, 2007