Forum:Substatute teachers
BY BIG BOI I hate substatute teachers. THey think they got all of the power because our friggin teachers tell them that if we get sent to the office then we get suspendid.This is a total lie, they just say that to scare the hell out of the kids. Today I went into my science room and behaved pefecly fine, my name is Dan and there is a nother Dan in the class that behaves terrible. The stupid sub mixes up the Dans and winds up sending me down. I HATE SUBSTATUTE TEACHERS
Sorry, We don't care about you or substitute teachers. First of all, this forum title is misspelled. Second, not all substitute teachers are bad. Third, If you're going to whine, do it on another forum somewhere else. Fourth, please sign your comment.--Jtaylor1
20:16, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- I think he signed it Big Boi but does not know how to use the User:Big Boi or User:IP signature. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:25, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Indeed, why don't you go and write about it in your blog? Or compose some bad poetry about it? Or just cry? Because here, nobody cares. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 20:20, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Blog nothing, that kind of angst can only come from someone who uses MySpace or Livejournal. --Sir gwax (talk)
20:50, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Or IWETHEY forums. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:22, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Then again, the hideous spelling of this thread is indeed evidence that something is very wrong with our education system and needs to be fixed. --Carlb 21:03, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah if Dan paid more attention to correcting his spelling mistakes than whining about substitute teachers, maybe he wouldn't get sent to the office all the time with his bad attitude for learning? Then again, it creates the idea of a funny article called Substatue teachers in which a student named Dan writes, makes all kind of spelling mistakes and grammar errors and whines about being sent to the office all the time, etc, or maybe we can play on words and have sub (small) statue teachers, small statue teachers in each classroom. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:22, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
The substitute teachers in high schools in this neck of the woods are a joke... all too often, a teacher of one subject is routinely sent to "fill in" for an instructor of another, despite knowing nothing of the subject matter being taught. The FSL (French as a Second Language) teacher didn't show up? Fine, give the art teacher the class, even if this instructor doesn't know «un mot de français» and is therefore useless in that particular «salle de classe» as anything more than a babysitter. A parody of this would be to create a fictionalised student Dan educated entirely by these Substatue teachers, teachers who know nothing of the subjects of the classes in which they're "just filling in" as their entire formal training is in fine arts specialising in statues. The text would demonstrate everything the students are learning from these fine "substatue teachers". :) --Carlb 01:17, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
You guys call yourselves Uncyclopedians and you don't even recognize the sharpest satire of the year when it up and posts itself in your forum? For shame! First of all, it was obvious to even me, hardly a trained satirition, upon reading the title that it isn't a misspelling, but in fact a subtle play on words. These "Sub-Statute" teachers are obviously working, quite literally, under the level of proper school regulation, and this play on the idea of levels has a witty counterpoint at the end of the piece in the phrase "end up sending me down." After the introductory and concise précis of "I hate substatute teachers," Boi goes on to bring up a very interesting juxtaposition of authority, wherein the teachers profess false information to their proxies, thereby both exaggerating and understating the powers of the substitutes at the same time. This distorted sort of power makes these "Sub-Statute" teachers more prolific and less potent in their acts of chastisement --a subtle political comment on inflation issues in third world countries-- and, in essence, ends up achieving none of the required results. To apply a Jungian doppelgänger parallel to this established social criticism in the "Dan or dan" passage takes Boi's work to very exciting conceptual places in which we, are forced to see our very selves reflected in this situation dualist authority, deception and ignorance, and question the very assumptions upon which the very foundations of our community is based. --Spin 06:20, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Based on the spelling exhibited in the rest of the initial comment, I do not believe that the misspelling of substitute was intentional however I did note that the misspelling was indeed very much like sub-statute and was considering suggesting that the idea be pursued. You sir, have beaten me to the punch. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:40, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Having been a substitute teacher, I can tell you that they probably hate emo kids like you (that whine online), too. In all seriousness, though, substitute teachers have a pretty tough time of it: getting called in the morning right before you're supposed to show up, getting handed a paper that describes in short what pathetic lesson plan the teacher has given you, which you may or may not understand... it's a tough job. I'm not saying your sub doesn't suck, chances are real good your sub does indeed suck, but I'm just explaining why your school doesn't have good subs.--<<
>> 22:29, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
For Merge with Dark Arts --Chronarion 18:50, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah or the teacher being substitued does not provide a lesson plan or any other paperwork because they tend to make it up as they go along? Then when they get sick, wham, the substitute teacher is given nothing but a room full of kids. Whiney, apathetic, Emo kids who think they know more about the class than the substitute teacher does. Then when they are called on for their negative behaivor and lack of respect and sent to the office, they blame it all on another kid in class and the subsitute teacher and then go write a whiney blog about it somewhere. Hhhhmmm, it could make a funny article but it would be too factual. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:23, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
Conditional for- Someone write Dark Arts first. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:56, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
Strongly Against. Nobody cares about his substitute teachers. I just got harassed on my talk page by Big Boi. Here's his IP: User:64.9.10.166, ban him.--Jtaylor1 22:26, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
On what statues are they not living up to your expectations? - Nonymous 23:27, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
haha i thought this was gonna be on that new pedophile teacher (STATUTatory) --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere 
CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 01:00, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
- Nah, the student might've actually learned something from her, and we can't have that... it would make the whole system look bad. --Another fine mynd rouined by publick edukayshun 00:04, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
"Sub-Statue" - sounds like a good candidate for "word of the day" --Keithhackworth MUN 17:19, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
Apologies for bumping an old topic, but I just noticed the IP comes from my school district (The entire fucking district shares one IP >_<). I'm gonna try to figure out who this guy is... --User:Nintendorulez 19:03, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
- Go for it, find the dumbest and ugliest kid, and chances are it'll be him, especially if he gets sent to the office a lot for sassing a teacher. Oh yeah, one more thing, he should be unable to spell words properly like substitute. Look for a kid who was left behind a grade and eats glue paste or his own boogers. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 01:56, 10 May 2006 (UTC)