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Well, I'm proceeding until stopped. And if I make a fool of myself, can I change my user name etc. and how difficult is it to make a fool of ones self? I'm also looking for a mate, as in a woman, who is good looking, attractive, clever and with a good sense of humour, Are there any woman here? Yorric 22:32, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

And how hot does the community get?Yorric 22:32, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

The community can get quite hot sometimes, if it's left plugged in. Some of the women are warm enough to power a toaster on Sundays. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 04:52, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Merely registering an account automatically means you've made a fool of yourself. And there are no women on the internet. Don't be ridiculous. --User:Nintendorulez 23:12, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

Take it from nin. He knows quite a bit about making a fool of one's self. ;) --The Zombiebaron 23:14, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

I'll choose to take that as a complement. --User:Nintendorulez 23:16, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

Well there is one woman. Crazyswordsman the Mediocre - (bite me/I'm not that bad) Click here for hot pr0n! BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!! 01:04, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

...but you have to fight the rest of us to get her...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:38, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

...and then you'll have to fight her to get her, since she really doesn't want anything to do with us. Can't say I blame her. --Cainad | Speak with The Eye 02:03, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm a woman, I just have Adrenogenital disorder... would that be a problem for what you had in mind? --Sir Jam 13:10, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Yes it looks like it might Yorric 06:21, 17 October 2006 (PDT)

Ah well... you might be interested in one of my friends... of course I live in a convent, so everyone I know has taken a vow of chastity, so if it's anything other than a Platonic relationship you're looking for you might be disappointed --Sir Jam 13:28, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm a man. Will that do? Mr. Briggs Inc. 13:33, 17 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

It will for me! --Sir Jam 13:35, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Vows of chastity are fickle things. --Yorric 13:49, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Nintendo and Zombiebaron--plz, i'm the master of making a fool out of myself. See, i just did it. But no, Yorric, if you want a woman, you won't find one here--I suggest you unstrap yourself from your computer and do that thing people do with those of the (ideally) opposite sex (yes, that was a homophobic comment--yes, i am insecure about my own sexual orientation), and i don't mean sex, I mean dating (well, you can do both). Oh, how bout me, you ask? I reproduce asexually by releasing a cloud of spores twice a year... No, i'm sorry, I lie. Oh, but how I wish....--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:04, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

That would probably be better than whatall humans have to go through... and at the same time worse. *begins working on a device to turn genitalia into spore-release devices* --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 03:18, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

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On the apparent slowness and instability of Uncyclopedia

I find Uncyclopedia to be quite slow and unstable. Does anyone else? - 15:17, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Yes, most uncyc users are slow and unstable- that's just something you have to put up with though. --Sir Jam 15:32, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Yes I blame it on this article... -- Soul101 ~_MA^REPENT! 15:35, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

• Indeed. There were official apologies, hushed rumours of monetary renumeration, and other odd activities this morning. I suppose these and the slowness/instability of Uncyc are superficial indications of a deeper, darker problem? - 15:45, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

you're right! why didn't I think of that before? -- Soul101 ~_MA^REPENT! 15:47, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

The problem is much deeper and darker than you think. It is a very difficult problem to avoid. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 03:05, 25 October 2006 (UTC)