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Stupid ginger faggot, spends time on Uncycloopedia, he beeds to SEE THE LIGHT and move his skinny ass to ED which has REAL humor and not bullcrap, and since he edits from college if you ban this IP you'll ban him too!!!!! HE WILL DIE AND I WILL FORCE HIM TO A REAL WEBSIT! YOULL BE HACKED SOON AND YOUR WHOLE DATABASE AND SHITTYV WEBSITE WIPED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Troll feeding

Your criticism is important to us and will be processed accordingly. Also I include the obligatory HATE HATE HAT.

In the mean time we have a few things that we would like to point out.

Firstly you seem to be an American with little or no education. How do we know this? Well you seem to prefer the American spelling of words to the proper British or even Australian (which is just British with a funny accent) spelling. We can clearly see that you have no education because you don't seem to know how to spell.

Uncyclopedia has only one 'o' in it, beeds is not a word, unless you mean beads- but I don't think you do. You have left out the 'r' and 'e' in arse, which is probably what you are insinuating, but perhaps this 'Pigeon' does have a donkey that is skinny and perhaps he would love to dump it at ED, which seems to be a dumping ground of stuff. You have left out the 'u' in humour, but then again ED would have this 'humor' of which you speak because it seems that many Americans, like yourself have no sense of humour.

Why bother using a word like arse if you are only going to self censor the word shit?

Nobody knows what a 'websit' is, and you should also take a look at the biggish button right next to the letter 'a'. Press it, it will make you look far more sophisticated.

Added today: err... I probably should sign my work, except for the template. --Advertising Rights for this space is available.(Terms} Wildy I'm jumping on the bandwagon @You have something to say? 12:12, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Im english noob, I looked at his pc at college cause he suddenlty ran out of libary because of fone call and he was on ur stupid site, lol

Just clarifying stuff: a webseat is the Internet equivalent to a toilet seat. "Websit" is a common mispelling, the way EDeans refer to their beloved websit. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 18:52, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Are you sure? A websit sounds like one of those gatherings with Dread Portals, apocalyptic Rituals of Doom and Grand Master Whoevers. ED is just one of the insane cults that couldn't afford a top quality Hidden Lair down the Avenue of Hell (across from the Whore Pits road), and so they're just mildly bonkers, harmless only to those poor caretakers who wander in and attempt to clear up the semi-regular fleshy monstrosity that appears on the ceiling and explodes - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 19:01, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Nice try...

...but even if we infinitely ban your IP, Pigeon can still access Uncyclopedia from your college. See, Pigeon is a registered user, whereas you are an IP. Have fun trying to hack our websit! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:57, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

And they say a college education means nothing these days. Tsk. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:04, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Going by the excellent use of language IP must be majoring in communications. Or finger-painting. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:40, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Wkstfgl?

And Alton College is supposed to be one of the top colleges in England... the "fone call" was apparently a family member of mine getting run over, and I later found it was my sister. Who doesn't exist. Alas, thanks to that I haven't had the time to patrol New Pages today. I really must find my laptop... - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 11:56, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Scratch that, had some extra spare time to feed some mince into the QVFD machine. Last week of college is a nice thing, apart from the stupid idiots as you saw above... - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 12:39, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Yay, you're alive! Well, I never really thought you had died... Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:46, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

It's clearly a Jekyll and Hyde thing - a certain ringtone on Pigeon's phone turns mild-mannered Dr Pigeon into Mr Vulture, the abuse ALL-CAPS IP. I knew mobiles weren't good for you. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

I think it's more of a Fight Club thing. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:15, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Bad Modus! Good job we have this template for just such an emergency. Phew, that was close. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:27, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Everyone talks about this "Fight Club", but it totally doesn't appeal to me. All I saw on the DVD cover was a guy holding a bar of soap - the only thing exciting about soap is when the whale eats the ship's crew. Or is it about clubbing your mate over the head and dragging her by her hair to your cave? <ramble> - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 18:44, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

umm

this uncyc-ED war is getting to the point of being ridiculous. i mean, pigeon being stalked? what the hell? pretty soon we'll have to be hiring bodyguards to protect us from being shot --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:09, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Nah, it's just good-ol' Gayson who, according to Hinoa, "can't hack his way out of a paper bag with a machete". And I predicted it right: he is from ED. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 21:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm going to post this pic everytime I see ED mentioned in the forums. It's a nice pic of my Pa'. *sniff*, I miss Pa'. Went out for smokes and never came back, he did. Plus, since headers don't appear to be length-limited, I can just ramble on about whatever comes to mind. Which is nice. The rambling, I mean...

This is ED. Good ol' ED.

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Good ol' Ed. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:13, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

And I'm going to post this skit whenever I hear about anyone "going missing"

   MODUSOPERANDI: "I hear the sounds. I know those rocks aren't gonna hold him. Not for 
   long." 
   
   MR. BRIGGS INC.: "Hey G, you had a dream. Just a nightmare. Whadda ya expect, you've 
   hardly slept since the funeral last week." 
   
   MODUSOPERANDI: "I know those rocks aren't gonna hold him. First he took dad, and now he's after me." 
   
   MR. BRIGGS INC.: "Homie, those cigarettes of yours did not take ED away. ED died from cancer." 
   "ModusOperandi, ya had a bad dream. Now I know you're scared, but you're not 
   alone. I'll take care of you. I know I can't ever take your pa's place, but I'm 
   sure as hell gonna try." 
   
   MODUSOPERANDI: "Seems so real." 
     
   MR. BRIGGS INC.: "Ya know dawg, what we need is a change of scenery. Why don't you 
   and me hit the road for a couple of weeks." 
   
   MODUSOPERANDI: "Where would we go?" 
   
   MR. BRIGGS INC.: "Well, I don't know. I guess we can figure that one out when we get 
   there." 
   
   MODUSOPERANDI: "Okay." 
   
   MR. BRIGGS INC.: "Well get on upstairs, get your gear, cuz we leave when the sun 
   comes up. 
   (Mr. Briggs begins strumming "Sittin' here at midnight" again as ModusOperandi walks upstairs) 
   Mmm mmm mmm mmmmmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmm, mmm mmm mmm hmmmm mmm mmm 
   hmmmmmm..." 
   
   Upstairs, as ModusOperandi packs, the cigarettes appear in the mirror!
   
   CIGARETTES: "BOYYYYYYYY!!!!"
   
   ModusOperandi looks back for for the smokes, only to be pulled through the mirror by some chewing tobacco!

-- Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:52, 23 May 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Save Gayson

You know something? I pity the foo. But in a serious, sad fashion: he seems so socially inept that, in the impossibility of finding any form of love, respect or simple recognition, he tries to make us hate him and by so at least be remembered someway. But I actually can't hate him: I lift my arms to the sky everytime he appears to remember me that I am not him. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 21:31, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Group hug! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

You go first! -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 21:35, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

To be honest I actually DON'T think this guy is Gayson... Jayson... whoever. Like I said, Furious IP Man is a shared IP address at the college I'm at, so it could be any one person out of roughly 2000 people. Since it's the last week for us A2 course students, someone was probably going to asplode if they didn't insult my hair colour for one last time. - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 11:27, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, looking at the contributions, looks like sometimes it's Gayson and sometimes not. I reached that conclusion by the blanking (especially against the anti-vandal bot) and empty treats ("I'm gonna" hack you, very simptomatic). -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 16:39, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Allow me to highlight every error you have made in your rant

Stupid ginger faggot,

Care to elaborate on what a "stupid ginger faggot" is?

spends time on Uncycloopedia,

You hate Uncyclopedia so much that you cannot even spell the name of the website correctly?

he beeds

"Beeds"? You mean needs, right?

to SEE THE LIGHT

This is an unnecessary use of all-caps.

and move his skinny ass to ED which has REAL humor and not bullcrap,

Well, this statement is just plain wrong.

and since he edits from college if you ban this IP you'll ban him too!!!!!

He has an account, you do not. If you ban the IP he can still contribute to Uncyclopedia while you seethe with rage.

HE WILL DIE AND I WILL FORCE HIM TO A REAL WEBSIT!

Have you been falling asleep in English class?

YOULL

This is missing an apostrophe!

BE HACKED SOON

You are either a script kiddy or a complete moron to make that statement.

AND YOUR WHOLE DATABASE AND SHITTYV WEBSITE WIPED!!!!

Oh dear, another spelling mistake.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Remove the redundant laughter.

Overall, I give this rant an F-----!!! I'll see you in summer school! --General Insineratehymn 01:29, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

My God...yet ANOTHER rant from an EDian! /me steps aside and waits for stupid IP to get banz0red --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:13, 28 May 2007 (UTC)