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Looks like I can't stay away. I like the place too much, and I can't stand idly by and watch the crap pile up. So much for my wikibreak. But I have a better idea. Anyone causing what I consider to be d**** will just get banned without warning. Anyone moaning at me for acting unilaterally will also get banned without warning (oh, the irony). Eventually, if there are enough complaints, I figure I'd probably get temporarily deopped and banned myself; thus putting me in the position of having to take that wikibreak after all. Win-win as far as I'm concerned. Thankfully, things seem to be mellowing out around here now, so quit being assholes to each other, and I won't be an asshole to myself or anyone else. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:32, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

I was wondering why everyone was dancing in the streets outside my house --Sir Jam 10:53, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Neither can I. I will try to keep my VD comments to a minimum for a while, though. Oh, shit. I just made one. --User:Nintendorulez 20:57, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Whine like a pathetic little bitch about how I'm being way out of line here

Yaaaaaaaay! The influx of crap is stemmed! The drama-mongers have left! People are starting to come back! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS SAVED!!!
Ahem. I mean, welcome back. :) -- 10:50, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

One day I'll draw you a bulldog statue or something. -- Skiddles (talk)

Well let me be the first to say, "Welcome back!" What? Three others have already said that? Ok, let me be the fourth to say it, then...--<<>> 14:54, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

"...I won't be an asshole to myself...", well, there's an image for you. Anybody have a pencil, so that I can poke out my mind's eye?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:50, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Here you go...

Thank you, Anonymous IP.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:28, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm worried that one might not be sharp enough. The mind's eye is pretty deep...in the mind...way back there. So you gotta be able to get this sucker deep enough before you pass out. It's like an exciting race against the clock! --Anyone 20:13, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

What? Huh! Sorry, I woke up...and there's a pencil jammed in a nostril. Which is serendipity, as it matches the one in the other nostril. What was the subject of this forum, anyway? I think I hit that part of my brain, and the part that controls my bladder, apparently. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:26, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

HEY! Wait a second! I'm missing just such a pencil! You swindler! --Anyone 20:36, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

• Welcome back. I missed you. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:40, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
• Don't ever leave us again. ^_^ 22:25, 10 December 2006 (UTC)