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Barry O's, with Barrack Obama on the cover. Tastes like oats, but when you put them in your mouth the taste changes to waffles. A free pair of flip-flops for every 12 proof of purchase labels. McCain Brain, full of lots of fiber, supposed to taste like wheat, but end up tasting like the last 8 years of Bush in the White House. A free bottle of prunes with 12 proof of purchase labels in case McCain's issues constipates you. Ron Paul Loops, look and taste like Fruit Loops but then change to castor oil taste. Free lobotomy by Dr. Ron Paul with 10 proof of purchase labels. Ideas, should these be articles? My schizoaffective disorder hit me hard and caused me to not sleep tonight, and I came up with these ideas. Are they workable into articles? Anyone want to help? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 06:01, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Eight year old bush? You, sir, disgust me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:12, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

No 8 years of Bush as President of the USA. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:00, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Still, I'm going with my first instinct on this one. Pervert. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:16, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Maybe I phrased it wrong, but it was supposed to be a joke that John McCain is a third term for George Bush. How about I phrase it as it tastes like The Patriot Act? How can I make it funny without someone finding a sexual reference in there that I didn't put in or know about because I don't get modern slang and vernacular? How about it tastes like oil, or lost freedoms, or even Geritol?--Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:22, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

I have no idea. I just came in here to microwave a burrito. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc!

But instead you decided to take what I posted out of context and just do personal attacks on me? Thanks a lot. I wanted help from the community to make these articles funny and see if I made any mistakes because I was half-asleep when I wrote them. Instead I got attacked. Well they could have turned into funny articles, but I guess I'll just have to deal with my schizoaffective disorder acting up because I was attacked and give up writing funny things for a while. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 18:38, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Relax! Deep breaths! As my fictional Ukrainian grandmother used to say, "You don't know from joke." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:49, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Orion: MAYBE typing ideas in a humor forum isn't a good idea, as people are always trying to make "jokes" based on what you say. I, for example, now hate America. It's been proven. All because I took to the forums. Let this be a less to all of us.--<<>> 21:51, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

+on. Less-on. Damn keyboard always giving me typos...--<<>> 21:52, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

I, for one, am disgusted that today's political structure encourages smear campaigns such as the one that you have had to put up with. The team of BradaMO will put an end to such petty partisan politics and bring together all of Uncyclopedia together under one umbrella. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:47, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes, thank God we will bring the change necessary to the electoral process so that smear tactics will be done away with forever.--<<>> 02:52, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Well if you note I spoke against those who claimed you hated America. I don't go for those personal attacks, they are not funny. It is a reason why many have left Uncyclopedia because of the personal attacks. They usually write a "FU" message and then leave. I may have schizoaffective disorder so it makes me more sensitive to personal attacks, but I can take them up to a point. When I reach a certain point I have to leave the site. I hope it never comes to that. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:56, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh, jeez. Now I feel bad. Thanks for making me feel "emotions". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:03, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

...uh, I was kidding.--<<>> 20:32, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Real human beings feel emotions, like me. Sociopaths do not feel anything. I am glad you are feeling emotions, welcome to the real world in which personal attacks hurt our emotions, and you just noticed your sensitivity and empathy kicking in that what you had posted might have hurt other people's emotions and feel a bit of guilt. Quite normal for human beings to feel that way. I always found it highly illogical that human beings have to do personal attacks on each other as a way of showing how much they like them or to make fun of them, and think that it does not in some way cause them harm. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:39, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

You do realize that all this conversation is taking place in a forum titled "Benson's 3-D House of Pancakes"? --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 20:56, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

...and so? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:44, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

I think what cainad is trying to say is "give me the pancakes and the 3D glasses, before I sell your kidneys on eBay." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:58, Jul 25

Well that is because the post is rejected on the normal forum, and my forum threads usually get moved here anyway. I don't really see how Benson's House of 3D Pancakes became the Dean Martin Celebrity Roast, All in the Family, Bizzare's Bigot Family, The Friars Celebrity Roast, the Don Imus Show, except that instead of doing untrue personal attacks on celebrities, we do untrue personal attacks on each other in violation of HTBFANJS? Bias is not a substitute for humor nor are personal attacks on non-notable people. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:36, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

1) You're notable, by BHOP standards. 2) Making jokes with the funny and the poking is a tradition that you should not be so quick to abandon, particularly when you set yourself up with comments about young bush. 3) I reread the start of this page, and I still find it funny. 4) I'm not apologizing. I apologized to Brad, thinking that your reaction indicated that I'd gone too far, for a joke that I'm not going to repeat here as its time has passed. He got that joke, OB. It was funny. You need to lighten up. Have a cola. Watch the sun set. Masturbate. 6) When you play the straightman with seemingly innocuous comments about one thing or another, I will deliberately misinterpret them, twist them around, and shoot them back at you. It's my nature. Playing with semantics is funny. 5) This number is in the wrong place. 7) Wanna split this burrito? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:57, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

I guess when I make a post, it gets moved to BHOP so I can get made fun of? No thanks, burritos give me gas with the beans and all. I guess I'll always be the Ben Stein straightman that gets made fun of in BHOP, "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?" --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 15:36, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

So you plan to write speeches for Nixon? Are you going to be a mediocre economist? Are you going to star in a "documentary" about how good scientists are being "expelled" by the cabal for putting "super" in front of the second word in "methodological naturalism"? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:16, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Ooh, ooh, do me next! Do me next! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:38, Jul 26

You've...got...two...dads. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:17, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Ooh, now me!! HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 02:16, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

It is statistically unlikely that you have two dads. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:20, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Much better, I'm going to write funny articles on Uncyclopedia using deadpan humor in a monotone voice about those sorts of things. Oh wait no, I'm already been doing that since 2005, never mind. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:48, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Deadpan? Sure. Monotone? Yes. Funny? No. Ben Stein isn't intentionally funny. He's more sad and ignorant-slash-makes me weep for the future of our species funny. Like when he compared Obama's plan to give an acceptance speech in front of 75,000 as "...something the Fuehrer would have done". A Jew that shills for the Christian Right who compares a person who is half black to Hitler...is working on a whole different level of (unintentional and sad) comedy. You can do better than that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:07, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

I suppose Godwin's law made such a comparison inevitable in this election race, though. Oh, that Godwin. They say he's worse than Hitler, you know. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 07:10, Jul 27

I keep running in to Poe's Law, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:27, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Hitler had that same problem. You Nazi. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 07:45, Jul 27

You know who was worse than Hitler? Hitler. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:47, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

I've always been under the impression that Goering was worse that Hitler. He just always struck me as a real bastard.--<<>> 11:45, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

You knoow who isn't worse than Hitler? Me 'n' STM. YEAH. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:55, 27 Jul 2008

Really? I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 15:50, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

You are right I can do better than that. Although I am told by the people from that other Wiki and Kuro5hin that they think I am Glenn Beck and not Ben Stein. I am really a space pirate ninja from the future, so I'll go with that. Aren't my articles funnier than Ben Stein or Glenn Beck, because I write them meaning to be funny? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:28, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Sometimes I just can't beat UK Humour on Barrack Obama, that is the funniest thing to come from the UK since the Monty Python TV show and movies. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:39, 28 July 2008 (UTC)