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Remember me? I'm Metropolisforever/Uncreative Username. I was a complete jackass back when I used to edit here, and, in addition to that, most of my edits were made of pure fail. But I'm better now. Honest.

Just to prove how awesomely smart I am, here's this review I wrote. Ever since I left Uncyclopedia, I've been writing TL;DR rants on other websites. But I'm back now! And no more fail, sockpuppets, or pr0n.--Uncreative Metropolis 16:56, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Who? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:21, 18 Dec
It's that "Metropolis" douche who was here a few years ago.--Uncreative Metropolis 22:22, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
You'll have to be more specific. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:01, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
We don't believe you. We don't think anyone can be better than "pure fail." I mean sure, there's room for improvement with half-assed fail, epic fail, uber fail, mega fail, phail, lazy fail and fail pudding; and "pure fail" is pretty much equal to essence of fail, total fail, and full of fail; but he could be made of fail and buy tickets for the S.S. Failboat and not improve to ultimate fail or final fail which everyone knows are unobtainable outside of death. So, in conclusion, although the fail is strong in this one, I don't think he can improve it. I'm just sayin'  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  01:59, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Like you can talk. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 07:38, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Like, totally to the max dude!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08:18, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Me too. It's totally my New Year's Resolution. That being said, it's December, so, cocks.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 07:54 Dec 19, 2009

I remember you.

You were a douche. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:25, December 19, 2009 (UTC)