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i'd like to suggest a 'clean' version of uncyclopedia that is safe-for-work. i dont want to get in trouble there. :]

76.210.32.168 01:00, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh my god! DICKS EVERYWHERE! -- the preceding signed comment was left by someone who was definitely not an admin

I'll be damned if you're going to make me put clothes on. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:49, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Shitting dick nipples. That's all I have to say about that. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:37, Apr 21

holy motherfucking shit! my cock is huge 8========D and her tits are round! (¤ )( ¤) Now I am titfuck her.. harder, harder! Anyway, why make uncyc safe for work? Why even log on to uncyc during your work time? Concentrate on your work, buddy, and when you are home, you can safely-- whatever Mahm00shA 07:00, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

To be safe...

...it's probably best that you quit your job or get fired. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:33, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

I just love win-win solutions, mate! ;) Mahm00shA 07:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

I just have to ask

..."Shitting dick nipples"? ~ 07:52, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

That's British for "sausage and rice". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:55, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

no shit? Mahm00shA 08:05, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

No. "Shitting dick nipples with no shit" is just rice. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:12, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

why, it doesnt have shit in the first place Mahm00shA 08:29, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

It's because the they never do things the easy way or the way that makes sense. That's why they drive on the wrong side of the car. That's why Indian curry in the UK is one of two colours, neither of which is the right colour. That's why Benny Hill ran so fast. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:43, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

LOLPEENUS!!1!!!1!QZOMG!!1 Mahm00shA 09:10, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Look up its ED entry or google images if you must know. You probably don't though. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 20:41, 21 Apr 2009

I agree with Spang, you probably don't must know. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:52, Apr 22

This post needs more Penis

Therefore, Penis! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:15, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Here's a clean joke:

How do you know when an auto mechanic's had sex recently? One of his fingers is clean. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:39, 21 Apr

Even under the nail? Wow. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:19, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Aye. As a former auto mechanic I can assure you it's funny 'cos it's true. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:30, 21 Apr

lo, here is another: how do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? wipe your dick on a curtain. Mahm00shA 23:23, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Serious response

Sorry man. It's been suggested before and it's absolutely impossible. It's like asking Wikipedia to make a SFW version...--<<>> 13:01, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

AGH! MY EYES! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:04, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSerious response

"Wakka wakka!"

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC)