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Welcome Matt!--    14:02, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

We have a lot of users calling themselves Mattsomething (216 with edits) compared to, say, people whose username starts with Scott (58 with edits). Does this mean people called Matt are markedly less embarrassed about their given name than most other people? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:10, 28 September 2011

Yes. My real name is Mattgayassholedickface Cocksucker and I don't feel embarrased at all. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:34, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

Please don't call attention to all the Matt's. They will then unionize and all hell would break loose here. Aleister 17:37 28-9-'11

Speaking personally, I would rather be called Stormegedden. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:11, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

As a guy named Matt, you may have noticed that it doesn't show up anywhere in my (incredibly gay, faggy and pretentious) user name. You tell me what that means, because I'm as dumb as a doorknob. --Roman Dog Bird 07:35, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

It's because you may not have embraced the all powerful Mattness. You are a latent Matt. Ashamed of your Mattinality. Hiding in the closet you be! Hold that Matt inside of you, whisper sweet nothings to it. Just don't touch yourself or you'll go blind.--    17:02, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

It might mean that you're embarrassed about the thing you'd put after the "Matt". That or you're just an eccentric Matt. Maybe both. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:47, 29 September 2011

Yep, people whose name is Matt are at ease with themselves and are often seen in public areas roaming around naked. Mattsnow 12:52, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

My name is also a Matt like name. You just have to turn the M into a D and replace the double Ts with several letters and its just like I am one of you guys ;) --ShabiDOO 16:57, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

October 1st - International Matt Day

Let's all celebrate by dressing up as Matt and getting wasted. MattUndies . 00:40, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

Splendid idea, fellow Mattster. Mattsocky 00:51, 1 October 2011

Thats a great day...as it usually snows in Canada on the 1st of October...so it will also be SNOW DAY! --ShabiDOO 12:35, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

Still naked... mAttlobster. (hello) 18:29, October 3, 2011 (UTC)