Forum:Adopt-A-Noob Campaign

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With Mhaille's blessing, I've converted the Adopt-A-Noob Campaign from an inside joke to an actual mentorship program where well-established users can provide ongoing guidance to users in need, and users can receive ongoing support from one person without feeling like a bother.

If you're already {{noob friendly}} and interested in volunteering a bit more for the g00d of Uncyclopedia, add your name to the list and add {{Adopting}} to your userpage.

The list has only been up a few days, and already I've received 2 requests.  :)

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 01:01, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll volunteer. I got very scared as a n00b here and was threatened a few times. I don't want that to happen to anyone. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:16, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

I volunteer as well. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:44, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

I guess I'll adopt Squiggle, then. Should be a challenge. —rc (t) 01:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

/me tells Todd that Rc's being mean. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:50, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Eh. He was jerking my chain from the first night I met him on irc. You love him or leave him.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 04:01, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

It's true...remember this little number? :p —rc (t) 05:22, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Indeedie. ('Course there's no mention of your partner in crime there...) See kids? We was all n00bz once. :) And the good news: some thing(s) I wrote did indeed earn me some fabulous riches around here.--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 06:15, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

The MIGHTY GR8 OWL SAYS O RLY? Apple sqack jubajub! NOmmof! AAASSSSSSSSSSSSS RAPER! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Arman0708 (talk • contribs)

And would you like to be adopted today, little boy? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 17:14, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

<Arman0708> AAASSSSSSSSSSSSS RAPER!
<Squiggle> Would you like to be adopted, little boy?

Yeah, that's not disturbing. —rc (t) 17:24, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Just be glad neither of them attached the Youtube video.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:42, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Benson doesn't mean to leave his forums, but Benson would like to adopt a monkey. Benson can show them a thing or two about things like the 'no vanity' rule and other things Benson has learned over his time here. Benson 22:15, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Oooww. Benson with a monkey is something we really must see! -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 22:41, 22 January 2007 (UTC)