Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 6

February 6: Nihilism Day

• 1489 - Nothing truly happens, for life is bereft of all meaning.
• 1555 - What is even "meaning"? But a futile attempt to give essence to what is without it?
• 1644 - We are but things, mere atoms, floating in a miasma of angst, seeking out pain to fill a never-ending hole. A hole... of pain.
• 1709 - Where is God? He is nowhere. A marketing gimmick by the, uhh, bead companies, to sell beads.
• 1882 - You know what else is bereft of meaning? Family court. Family court, yet another "institution" meant to bring order in an order-less world.
• 1905 - Rachel! Let me see the kids! Goddamnit Rachel I can't even see their faces!!! You whore!!! Rachel!!!
• 1941 - Just the weekends, Rachel, please, just the weekends...

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