Chip Whistler
| Chip Whistler | |
|---|---|
| Big Trumpist Greens character | |
 Chip Whistler holding a petition to destroy the Green family's house. | |
| First appearance | "Apocalypse Now" |
| In-universe information | |
| Alias | Norm Alguy |
| Species | Politician wannabe |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | CEO, Presidential candidate for the 2028 United States presidential election |
| Nationality | American |
“I will destroy Cricket Green's Family!”
– Chip Whistler and Donald Trump
Chip Crisp Potatum Chippendale Trump Whistler is the main antagonist of the Disney Channel animated television series Big Trumpist Greens. He is an American political wannabe. He is the CEO of the company "Wholesome Foods".[1] He is known for sending a birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein. He is also a member of BTS.[2]
Early life[edit | edit source]
Chip Whistler was born in Big City[3]. He went to Harvard University for one year at age 18 but dropped out less than 3 months after attending. FBI agents discovered his dorm room in Harvard and found he wrote a letter saying "I'M GOING TO BIG FUCKING CITY UNIVERSITY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". He later attended and studied politics at Big City University. He earned his master's degree in politics at age 19. He later moved to Washington, D.C. to become a politician, so he moved to The White House, where he currently lives. Later, he became the presidential candidate for US president for the 2028 United States presidential election. Rumors spread across the Internet that he had a sexual relationship with Donald Trump, but was later debunked as false. He owned a coffee shop known as Big Coffee, located in Big City. He had slaves work in grueling long hours, making coffee, and putting coffee beans in a grinder, and getting payed 1¢ every month. He had to close the café because he abandoned the business so he could go back to his political career.
Politics[edit | edit source]
He became a politician at age 19, 4 months after he graduated from Big City University. He later asked the government to air raid and bomb the Green family's house to get his revenge after they bombed his house and broke his front teeth, approximately 4,572 times. He later gained attention of girls on the internet who simped him, and the FBI discovered a Tumblr page dedicated to him likely made by a lesbian. The Tumblr page was immediately taken down by the U.S. government and FBI. Chip Whistler had confessed to have stolen Labubu dolls from other people, such as Rihanna and even Madonna. He was believed to be the assassin of Charlie Kirk for 0.000000000000000000000001 milliseconds, until the assassin was identified as Tyler Robinson, who has an upcoming execution in Utah.
Chip Whistler's missile launches to North Korea[edit | edit source]
“God fucking damn it Chip Whistler! You destroyed our statue of our glorious founder Kim Il-sung kissing Joseph Stalin! Go to hell you motherfucking asshole! Fuck you![4]”
The missile was launched from the United States to Pyongyang, because Chip Whistler hates communism. The missile exploded in a statue of Kim Il-sung kissing Joseph Stalin, a truly gay statue. The statue is known as "Commie Gays United".[5]. 7 North Korean missiles were launched to detonate at Washington, D.C., however, before the missiles hit, they were shot down by the United States Coast Guard. Kim Jong-Un was so angry that he sent spy drones to the United States, but were shot down by the United States Navy. Footage of Kim Jong-un throwing a childish temper tantrum in his mansion went viral, Chip Whistler and Donald Trump laughed at the footage.
Controversies[edit | edit source]
Multiple controversies over Chip Whistler have existed, such as him bombing a house in Big City owned by the Green family. He also built a bootleg version of The Statue of Liberty that was actually a fortress owned by him. He was almost killed after Cricket Green, a kid in the Green family, threw him off the building, but he later grabbed a pistol and pointed it at him, causing Cricket to step back and surrender to him, and he later got back up. The fortress was later demolished when Cricket Green pushed a bomb detonator lever,[6] because the demolition company stacked TNT, dynamite, and bombs in the statue. The statue collapsed, and Chip Whistler was angry after that happened, causing more airstrikes at the Green Family's house. Chip Whistler lost the $20M he spent to build the statue. His credit card app on his phone showed that he had a $20M loss on his credit card, causing his net worth to change from $760M to $740M.
Norm Alguy[edit | edit source]
After he bombed the Green family's house, he went into hiding to avoid being arrested. He went under the fake name "Norm Alguy".[7] Chip Whistler looked the same in his "Norm Alguy" fake name, but he wore glasses and he didn't wear a suit and tie. He lived in a small house in Big City and he had a girlfriend. FBI agents discovered CCTV security camera footage of him taking out the trash, the CCTV footage was captured from an apartment building. The FBI left the case thinking Norm was just an average resident of Big City. He later moved back to The White House, and revealed that he was Chip Whistler. He was later banned by the mayor of Big City from visiting and living in Big City. He and his girlfriend moved to Chip Whistler's home, The White House. His small house in Big City was later raided by the Big City Police Department after Chip Whistler and his girlfriend went and now permanently lives in The White House.
See also[edit | edit source]
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Located at 1301 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
- ↑ Known in United States politics as "Big Tiger Stares at Your Vagina (BTSYV)
- ↑ Yes, it's actually called that
- ↑ 씨발 칩 휘슬러! 우리 건국자 김일성이 이오시프 스탈린에게 키스하는 동상을 파괴했잖아! 씨발 씨발놈아! in Korean
- ↑ 공산주의 게이 연합 in Korean
- ↑ Known as a plunger, Commonly used to unclog toilets and blow up buildings with bombs.
- ↑ Not to be confused with Normal Guy
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