User talk:Severian/Archive5

QFH Purge

In response to your question, see here.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:03, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

I still don't get it. Brad freaking quasi'ed it way back in the day b/c because of the inginuity of the voting, and the subsequent ban. Oh well. Can I still add the "do not remove" sign? lol -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 16:06, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey Sev, you old dog!

So, are you back for good??? I need some assistance keeping the place mildly sane...now with Armando gone, that Ausie bastard. So, how is Manheim? Been to Hiedelberg yet? And how is the German bird? Any luck? ~ 20:11, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

I actually met some British Isle bird...it was nice. what do you think of How Andreas Schrammer changed my life...I'll be in Heidelberg next week...fun stuff. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) I'll try to help out here more now that my life is pretty bland;-) just kidding...

Heh the article is amusing. I myself received a mailed version of the Nigeria Letter with handwritten envelope address only a few weeks ago. As all the rest in the past decade have been faxed or emailed, I decided to frame it.--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 09:39, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

I just added it to pee review, because I want to see and get it featured. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

FMJ

Oh you shit, now I can't VFP the image as mine... nah just kidding, but anyway, I've just nommed your image. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:17, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Actually, on second thoughts, I'm going to change the heading text so it makes sense, then feature it -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:18, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Are we both going to get Credit good Sire? I see that your touch ups added nicely to the overall form and je ne sais qua of this artistic powerhouse. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Actually there is a precedence in this. A few months ago ZB and myself "shared" the award for the featured image that we had worked on together. We also split the "point" in half in the Hall of Shame. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah Oli...see that! Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Thanks!

	HEIL LJLEGO!
	Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police.

—The preceding unasked for gibberish was spewed forth in an effervescent pool of filth by none other than Ljlego (talk • contribs)

I follow all to the movies

Watch out! I'm on the move! I got toothbruck firecrackers! Dangerous if you eat them!

act now and receive a FREE crayon!

--Fonchezzz 18:55, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Danke!

This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!

--EMC ^[TALK] 05:02, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Danke schön!

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:48, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Bipolar Bears

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Slithy Tove 06:25, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

I didn't write this page (denying everything is fun)

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:08, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:58, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Ban Patrol

Alright, first let me say "good idea, Severian." Second, I will clarify who did the VFH overhaul. I laid the groundwork for the main page, which meant planning the DPL/subpages idea, putting it all into effect, etc. However, when I was done, Spang came and did some more to it, primarily making it look presentable. He then did the summary page. Hope that helps.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:49, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Ok, when you edit the Ban Patrol page, you'll see a 40px that will automatically insert template for you, saving many key strokes...and it goes quicker now, maybe 6 or 7 key strokes less is key to WW IV or something. It only shows up on the ban patrol page, and it is a step closer to enlightenment. Try it. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Ya. I saw that change in MediaWiki/Common.js. Perhaps we could do it with the User and Range templates too. I'd say the most difficult part about that would be getting the buttons.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:03, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

I made the button from a blank one. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Also, I made another suggestion on Famine's talk regarding this.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:47, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 06:07, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Back to you, Mr!

Ich hab auch nicht hier geschrieben. Also, Guten Tag, Sir Severian. Ich hoffe, dir geht's gut :). (The master of Deutsch leaves!) Finntastic 18:23, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

Severian/Archive5

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

Sev, you made it possible. For this, you have my respect and admiration. Thanks again. --THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Shanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:38, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

So I went to the local supermarket yesterday

And the guy just before me in line to the cashier, wearing a t shirt and a shorts, turned out to be a Maj. General, the chief of operations of the IDF. I would have saluted, but I didn't want to drop all of the eggs. Should have been there, then you could have saluted for the both of us. But you're probably all busy with the busty pole :) ~ 14:25, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

I was in Dortmund all weekend to see a soccer game, but that didn't stop me from talking to girls from afar, talking to them near, and wanting to talk to them inbetween (the sheets). cough. So did you talk to the General, tell him that you wanted to rejoin and kick some ass...and why was he at the market instead of one his lackeys? Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Let's Eat!

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

~ 12:54, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

For you!

Tesco Value Lager! since you asked Cheers! RabbiTechno

Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:36, Oct 1 00:36, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Happy Birfday.

Yeah.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:42, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Is is your birthday Sev?!?! And you didn't squeak even a bit! ~ 09:08, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

I haven't been a good person lately...no squeeking, no communication with the outside world...nothing. I did have a good time in london and it was really nice meeting you. I blame you for making me like curry now. lol! Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Does "London" all of a sudden mean "Tel Aviv, Israel, hundreds of miles from where I'm purporting to be"? Or were you there, Mordi?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:13, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

he was also in London, UK. We had a Jason Bourne Food Identity Ultimatum Crisis. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

I was in Amsterdam as well since last we spoke, had probably the best spare ribs on the planet. Actually, I'm sort of negotiating a possible position in Amsterdam, so I might actually move to Europe for a while....Then we can those reunions more often! ~ 09:32, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:33, Dec 17

Indeed, what he said

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:37, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Where the fuck have you been!??!

I don't remember getting permission for abandonment without consent! :) ~ Mordillo where is my PEARL NECKLACE? 13:34, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

It's not abandonment, tat's harsh mr. joo...be nice to me. I've been working my ass off for the past three months and I just got my first pay check today actually! Yeah! Oh yeah...how's everything going? I wrote a new article...nom it for vfh and you'll get your soul back...actually it just needs some touch ups...little mistakes. Hong Kong Feng Shui. shusshhhh... Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign

Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:16, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

GTFO!

SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark