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UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen (history, logs)

Article: UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen

Score: 12 global warming advocates invented by the liberal media

Nominated by: Sir SysRq (talk) 20:18, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
For: 17
  1. N♥m && w♥v. I love this because it falls in sync with our rewrite for Al Gore. It's just a funny concept in general, and TPLN has really run with it here, extending the metaphor and making it just generally hilarious. I'm liking that guy more and more. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:18, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
  2. For - I'm learning. Slowly. (spot the Pynchon reference for a prize) --TPLN 20:41, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. I love it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:17, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Short, to-the-point, and with a rogue punchline, too. Brilliant. –72.193.236.89 22:27, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
  5. For Per SysRQ and the UN:IC. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:00, 27 Feb
  6. Fucking yes. This, ladies and gentlemen, is satire. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:43, Feb 27
  7. For. Sheer quality. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:42, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Short, but hardly a wasted word. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:01, Feb 27
  9. For -RAHB 13:07, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
  10. Weak For. per above, although it has a hint more liberal bias then I'd like Mnb'z 18:29, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
  11. I am a scientist, not a farmer. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:47, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
  12. for. dovetails well with Al Gore. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:31, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
  13. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:22, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. Damn funny, and with a nice little promo tie in as well, which is clever. --Guildensternenstein 17:40, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. Spang talk 06:03, 08 Mar 2009
  16. For. Recorded in front of a live ostrich --Kit talk 07:00 9 March 22px-Flag of Sweden.png
  17. For 81.165.231.26 20:40, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
  18. For. --Docile hippopotamus 10:31, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Against: 5
  1. Against - I don't think it's really funny at all. The formatting is terrible, and it doesn't make any sense, at least to me. How did this ever get nominated? Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:49, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. It's kind of okay, but it doesn't come across to me as a feature. I didn't know who Lindzen was before this. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:00, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. IronLung 06:54, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. We just featured Al Gore ~Formerly Annoying Crap 09:19, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
    So? Sir SysRq (talk) 22:54, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol declined.svg Against. I didn't find it particularly funny, probably because I don't know who Richard "Dick" Lindzen is. Add to this the poor formatting... sorry but no. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 05:36 9 March 2009
Comments
  1. Abstain. I dun geddit. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:08, Feb 27
That fake encyclopedia has some info on the man you can read if you want - it might help. --TPLN 17:56, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Try this: instead of being incredibly biased and saying that global warming doesn't exist, it's incredibly biased and saying that Al Gore doesn't exist. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:50, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
/smacks head. Well, I'll just keep it an abstain to preserve some dignity. Necropaxx (T) {~}
  1. Slow Learner. His collection of short stories. What do I win!? --Guildensternenstein 17:40, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
You don't count. You're like that kid in the front row always raising his hand that everyone hates and the teacher finally just stops calling on: "Anyone else? Anyone? OK, Guildy, you. No, no prize, just tell us the answer. Smartass." --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 18:20, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

17:04, Mar 5

Funny you should say that, because I was that kid in high school! Given the academic nature of my current undertakings, though, this probably isn't surprising. --Guildensternenstein 22:35, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

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