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[The Teletubbies are eating their custard breakfast]

LAA-LAA: How many pounds of custard are we talkin' here?

DIPSY: We're talking, like... at least 500 pounds of custard in that vault.

TINKY WINKY: No shit? That's a whole lot of fuckin' custard. That would do wonders for our business, man.

PO: You guys remember that motherfucker, Noo-Noo? Little vacuum thing? Baby Sun told me he's already got information regarding the joint.

TINKY WINKY: Noo-Noo? We worked with him once and I nearly fuckin' died cause of it, remember? His goddamn battery started overheating and he almost exploded! How can we be sure he's reliable for a job as big as this?

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April 27: When Pigs Fly Day (Chile)

1368 - The Big Bad Wolf is found guilty of vandalism and mouth robbery, and is sentenced to 30 hours of social work.
1509 - Pope Julius II places the Italian state of Venice under interdict. The interdict arose from finding the state warm and moist.
1520 - Magellan arrives in the Philippines. The locals invite him in for some dinner.
1555 - You are born, but die of cholera by age eight. You don't remember this previous life because you were born a moron.
1945 - USA and USSR meet for the first time in Germany, starting a love affair to last several decades.
1949 - Texas becomes the first US State to outlaw Cheese, following the discovery of a Soviet covert cheddar ring operating in Houston.
1966 - NASA scientists propose using Dusty Springfield's 11-mile tall bouffant to get to the moon.
2011 - Pigs are observed actually flying in the Southern United States.

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