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The Cabal hereby nominates Mhaille for bureacrat, in the hopes rc will finally be able to leave the site forever. Like Codeine, Mhaille is British, and enjoys nothing more than rubber stamping forms of various shapes and sizes. Voters will receive pie and commissions in the British Army for their trouble. — Sir Manticore 11:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Are the stamps also of various sizes? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:55, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

But of course. — Sir Manticore 12:02, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

'Cratted. I'm gonna stick my neck out and say that I don't expect 35 "againsts" any time soon. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:17, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh, how NICE of you. THANKS for doing LAZY RCMURPHY'S job FOR him. Sorry, I'm in a Ludlum mood today.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:35, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Voting CLOSED

Score: +34 anti-Americans

• Oh indeedy - (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 12:13 12:13, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• ₣or - go Britain! -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 12:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• For. It's lonely at the top. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:07, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

  LOL ego. — Sir Manticore 13:12, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

• For--Æ 13:12, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• For - I would prefer to see Fonchezzz as bureaucrat, but I guess Mhaille will do for now. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:16, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• Yup again -- 13:51, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• Conditional For On the condition that he establish a proper pronunciation for his name.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:07, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• FORE! - NOW WHERE'S MY BLOWJOB? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:19, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• For. As I missed the chance to for Codeine. Certainly the hardest working Liverpuddle fan I know. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:23, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• For UNLIMITED POWER to the British monarch of Uncyclopedia. ~ Mordillo where is my GOOK? 16:24, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
•  For, already. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:30 Dec 29, 2007
• Four. See, I'm using the u! I'm 20% more British already! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:03, Dec 29
• Soon the British will control the world! Wait, we did that already. It was a lot of hassle, actually. But still, for. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:09, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• For domination of the world by the French. Maybe we'll learn some manners that way. FUCK SHIT TITS PISS. Oh wait, you meant whether Mhaille should be an official-looking official? Yeah, that too. Ж Kalir _{hippies! yay!} 18:35, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• For. Clearly insane. Clearly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:37, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• For Definitely - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:11, Dec 29
• For They no longer have their empire - lets give them something. -- homosexual Ape (bake) (Riot Porn) 21:55, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• I'll give Mhaille the same thing I gave Codeine. Five--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
• Mos Def. Mhaille makes the juices flow. F'real. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:51, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
• Comment I was going to go ahead and +b Mhaille, but then I thought, why not let this be Codeine's initiation into bureaucrathood? —rc (t) 02:25, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
• For, per the cabal. GHe (Talk) 04:31, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
• Against for no particular reason. Just feel like MIXIN' IT UP! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:52, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
• For - dammit, I must pay attention to these forum and topic thingys. -- sannse esnnas 14:21, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
• For IRAQ U.S. ATTACK!!!1!!!1!!! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 14:53, Dec. 30, 2007
• Oh finally —Braydie 16:30, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
• Twelve Jolly-o! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:40, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Mr. Peanut: Clearly British.

HAVE YOU SEEN HOW ALL THE BRITS ARE COMING OUT OF THEIR HOLES?!?!

I have predicted that in the past and I am forced to state the inevitable once again. God save the queen. ~ Mordillo where is my GOOK? 16:55, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

<adjusts monocle> Stiff upper lip and all, what. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:24, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

In honor if this event we need to rename Uncyclopedia into UKcyclopedia, or at least do a reskin in the UKcyclopedia theme? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:10, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

But there are homeless people. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:33, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah well the USA was full of homeless people that the Brits didn't want in the first place.

• So they moved across the pound, adopted a different accent, and then stole some land from the Native Americans via those treaty scams and unjust causes to go to war against the Native Americans to get more land from them, or oil, I forget which, most likely both I suspect.
• But if the Brits didn't kick people out of their country, there would be no USA in the first place. There was also an issue about taxation without representation, which caused the yanks to throw tea in the Boston Harbor and dress up as Native Americans so they would be blamed instead of the yanks, so they could justify it to steal more land and oil from them.
• I am sure there were other reasons like the Brits didn't like the Puritans or the Amish or Pilgrims wearing buckled hats or that Quaker Oats guy or whatever as well due to their religion and told them to go jump in the ocean and swim to America, so they built that Mayflower ship or whatever. The details are a bit hazy as it was like hundreds of years ago or whatever. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:42, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

So in summary... King George did 9/11? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:44, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Nope, but the USA has British roots. All King George did was set into motion a series of unfortunate events that started with the founding of the USA, up to 9/11, and past into modern times. Like it or not UK but the USA is your child. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:55, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

I say we kill Orion Blastar. He clearly knows way too much. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:27, Dec 31

Kind of hard to do, seeing as I died before and I keep coming back to life. By the way, who broke up the Ottoman Empire and formed the state of Israel in Palestine in the first place?

• 'Britain obtained virtually everything it had sought under the secret Sykes-Picot Agreement it had made with France in 1916 for the partitioning of the Middle East.' 'After World War I, the League of Nations approved the British Mandate for Palestine with the intent of creating a "national home for the Jewish people".[8] In 1947, the United Nations approved the partition of the Mandate of Palestine into two states, one Jewish and one Arab.[9] The Arab League rejected the plan, but on May 14, 1948, Israel declared its independence.'
• Turns out it upset the Muslims, and the US had to adopt a foreign policy to protect Israel for Britain, that became a series of many wars later. Because of this, the Islamic Terrorists targeted the USA on 9/11 and did UK underground bombings as well. You think? We did it all for you Dad, and we turned out to be just like you as well. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:14, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

I have some misgivings about your version of history...but who am I to argue?! :) ~ Mordillo where is my GOOK? 19:22, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

O Orion Blastar, it's as if there's a vast web of information at your fingertips that you can bring up on demand! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:26, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah Google isn't supposed to do that unless I tell it too! :) Now where did I hear that before? Crazy Conspiracy Guy? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:34, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Orion, you need to have headers for your points in your posts. Nobody reads when you have more than two sentences together.--<<>> 06:03, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

He's right, I read the top part of Orion Blastar's first paragraph, then came and looked at Bradaphaser's comment :P (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 31, 11:04

Seriously. It's Christmas vacation still, and I refuse to learn anything until they drag me back to school on Thursday. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:20, Dec 31

Pbbt! Back in my day we had to walk ten miles in the snow to not go to school until Thursday. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:43, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Holy crap!

Oy ! It was the Jews, after all!

Crazy Conspiracy Guy was right all along! At least where Orion Blastar is concerned... --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 19:19, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

I just proved that any conspiracy theory can be proven provided you cite the right resource links on Wikipedia or some other Internet site. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:34, 31 December 2007 (UTC)