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It's another sunny day in Cairo, an idle taxi driver standing by his car is approached by a good looking American female reporter..
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: wa aleikom es-salam ya otta!
Reporter: Do you speak English?
Egyptian: Berfect!
Reporter: Do you mind if I interview you?
Egyptian: Interfiew?! (narrows eyes in distrust) you mukhabarat? I didn't do anysing! I am good Egybtian! I did not show za photo of za brezident wearing dress!
Reporter: ... Sir, I'm a reporter for--
Egpytian: Oh, you no mukhabarat? Nevar mind. Forget I say anysing about za brezident in dress. He is very man.
Reporter: (looking baffled) Name?
Egyptian: Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo.
Reporter: Sex?
Egyptian: Yes blease. You want to do in taxi? It's very nice. Nearly has air-condition and za chairs are camel lezar. (Full article...)
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Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.
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