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It's another sunny day in Cairo, an idle taxi driver standing by his car is approached by a good looking American female reporter..
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: wa aleikom es-salam ya otta!
Reporter: Do you speak English?
Egyptian: Berfect!
Reporter: Do you mind if I interview you?
Egyptian: Interfiew?! (narrows eyes in distrust) you mukhabarat? I didn't do anysing! I am good Egybtian! I did not show za photo of za brezident wearing dress!
Reporter: ... Sir, I'm a reporter for--
Egpytian: Oh, you no mukhabarat? Nevar mind. Forget I say anysing about za brezident in dress. He is very man.
Reporter: (looking baffled) Name?
Egyptian: Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo.
Reporter: Sex?
Egyptian: Yes blease. You want to do in taxi? It's very nice. Nearly has air-condition and za chairs are camel lezar. (Full article...)
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Did ¥øu k∩øw...
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*... that Godot isn't coming?
- ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
- ... that Godot isn't coming?
- ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
- ... that Godot isn't coming?
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