User talk:Unregistered user

Welcome! Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia! Hello, Unregistered user, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links: Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue. How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once. Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules. Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here. Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia Help Pages - If you need help with a specific issue. Frequently Asked Questions - Check this out before you start panicking. Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask - For some general facts about Uncyclopedia. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Unregistered user/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider contributing to Uncyclopedia's current colonization of the week, a group writing project to improve a single popular article. Anyone is welcome to contribute, so come help out! If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. Again, welcome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Interesting username you got there...

It sounds kinda familiar. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

May I ask why you're uploading all of those images?

I'm curious. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:07, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

M'kay. Good luck with the article. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:21, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi

I was just wondering...what the hell is your userpage about?! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:21, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Hello again

I'd just like you to know that I'm rewriting Mexico in my userspace here, so if you have any ideas...feel free to add. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 08:05, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

That template

You need to make it readable in English, before you start adding it to articles, this being Uncyclopedia, written in English and frequented by those who speak English, it is no good if it is unreadable. If you can make it readable and it can carry out a useful function then feel free to add it to pages, but otherwise it is just annoying for the vast majority of people. I hope you can contribute more to Uncyclopedia. --ChiefjusticePS2 10:31, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

Great Userpage, why not put it up as an article?

What I said. It's Highlight material, imnho. Aleister in Chains a few minutes after Chiefjustice came by

I thought that maybe you don't know what I mean, if you do, ignore this. Why you would do to make it a mainspace article is just hit "move" on top of the page, and when the next screen comes up just remove what you have to to just leave the title of the article. Does this make sense? It looks like you wanted to make an article out of it, but right now it isn't if it only exists on your userpage. Al, a few minutes later

I looked at it again, and am laughing and laughing. Brilliant! It's a page told solely in pictures and in captions where only one or two words are understandable. Is this a real language or just "nonsense" as the template on the bottom indicates? Thanks for creating it. Al again

And came back 10 minutes later, read it again, and laughed harder than before! Suggestion, if I may, the opening pic on the right could be a little larger so more detail could be seen. And thanks again, Al

Mexican Air Force!!! I wanna nom it too. ~ 09:49, Apr 20, 2010

Since you are getting the rep of being a guy, I'll arm wrestle you for the right to nom it. Shit! Two out of three? I just clicked on the links on the captions, and laughed again. Everytime I come to this page I laugh. They should give it it's own cable channel. Aleister in Chains 10:55 20 4 MMX

100 years later and it is still not in the main namespace. SHAME! GREAT SHAME! Midget

Here's a possible pic for your page. Alesiter in Chains 15:16 27 4 mmx

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:02, January 24, 2012 (UTC)