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My Leige,[edit source]

Thou art an example of pure perfection. Uncyclopedian 20:47, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Rise, for thou art knighted under the name of DiZ the Great. Suck my left toe now!

<sucks DiZ's amazingly clean and perfect left toe> Perfection at it's finest. DiZ. Be ruled by him now. Uncyclopedian 20:52, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Wow, you actually did it......Uh, okay. Go frolic in a field somewhere. And clean your mouth.

Note: amazingly clean and perfect left toe. <washes mouth with mouthwash> <finds out Listerine attracts Grues> <washes mouth with different mouthwash> Uncyclopedian 20:55, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

You should use Scope, if you prefer to be eaten by a Sugarglider. Anyways, I'm logging out now, so I won't really be able to respond to your messages till later. I will see thee later...<Logs Out of Uncyclopedia> <World comes to an end>

<makes giant statue of DiZ> Uncyclopedian 21:04, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm back, bitches!!! Had to do something else, but now I'm back to kick some sweet ass! <Looks at Uncyclopedian's statue critically> <Smashes it with blunt, decisive force> <Demands larger statue to be built>-- DiZtheGreat ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) 21:36, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

<makes a statue of DiZ that is 2000000 times the height of the Empire State Building> Here is a larger statue, and it is closer to perfection. Hey, I have an idea. Maybe you should make a subpage of your user page, where people put themselves on a list of people ruled by DiZ, and give people who put their name on a template saying that they are members of DiZ's Kingdom. <gives tribute to DiZ> Uncyclopedian 22:25, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

I'll consider it. Right now, I'm hungry. BTW, thanx for the Ninjastar. <grabs Ninjastar and flings it at Uncyclopedian> <star lands right between legs on the wall behind> <DiZ walks away in a very cool manner, acknowledging his dominion over everything>

<gives star back to DiZ, after washing it> <washes DiZ's castle> Uncyclopedian 22:59, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

<funds DiZ's page> <adds quote to DiZ's page to fund it> <gives Uncyclo-Bomb to DiZ> I am the inventor of the Uncyclo-Bomb you are holding in your hands. Uncyclopedian 23:21, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

<Digs a twenty-foot trench in the Earth with amazing speed> <drops Uncyclo-Bomb into trench> *Bomb explodes* <laughs wickedly> who's the boss, now, huh? <challenges Uncyclopedian to duel>

<Wikipedians digging tunnel under DiZ's castle scream in pain> Ah, the Uncyclo-Bomb is working perfectly. It doesn't affect us, but it affects Wikipedians. Plus, about the duel, I hid a Pop Bomb in your armor today. <pop bomb explodes> <Uncyclopedian kicks a Wikipedian in the stomach> Uncyclopedian 23:38, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm immune to pop-bombs. My skin is made of tightly-woven carbon fibers and essence of rhinoceros horn. But I admire your tenacity. What the hell, take another NinjaStar!

Time to test my Tightly-Woven Carbon Fiber and Essence of Rhinoceros Horn Destroyer(TWCFAEORHD for short). <fires TWCFAEORHD> <DiZ is sent to an underground cage made by Wikipedians> Darn it! Uncyclopedian 23:56, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Well, at least it stopped him for a bit. <sits in DiZ's throne> Uncyclopedian 00:00, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

<Escapes form cage using the Force> <Running from zombified wikipedians> <Fires weaselpudge-powered hand grenade> < destroys Wikipedians using ze powa' of ze weAseLL!> This is getting really out-of-hand. How many more will have to suffer? Apparently, the answer's three, as now there comes a trio of deadly sugargliders coming to bite off DiZ's face. <Runs>

What? Sitting on my throne?!! <Slaps Uncyclopedian like a bitch> And don't ever let me catch you on my throne again! That's real suede! Costs me a fortune....

<fires the TWCFAEORHD at DiZ> <DiZ is now in the clutches of Jimbo Wales> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <sits in throne> <gets off throne> <invites Wikipedians to castle> <gets out of castle> HA ha ha!

<Wikipedians swarm castle> Try beating this, DiZ. Uncyclopedian 00:48, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

He hasn't fought back. Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uncyclopedian 01:00, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

<locks castle>

I'm back, yo! Hey, who locked my castle? UNCYCLOPEDIAN!!!!! <stands back from opposite side of moat> <fires arrow tipped with special key to open castle> <castle opens> What the Hell are all these Wikipedians doing in my citadel of pain? <Launches castle-defense mechanism> <Wikipedians die in an inferno of pain> <storms to throne room> "Get off me throne!" yells DiZ. "Nay!" yells the heathen. "Then die!" <fires plasma-cannon> BOOM BOOM -- DiZtheGreat ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) 02:05, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

<sends DiZ to Jimbo Wales> <removes all security features> <invites Wikipedians to castle again> <wikipedians swarm castle> <lock castle> <send grue to DiZ> <lock windows> I have the only key!Uncyclopedian 02:50, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

This won't end, will it? <DiZ sends out grue to attack other grue> <Grues merge into Super-Grue> I don't remember what happenned after that. I think they ate me. Probably.

Nope, Jimbo killed it, and in the frenzy of things, you escaped.

Good..uuh... I guess I fled to the Swiss Alps...and met a family of traveling....monkey tamers? They invited me into their home, but I was shocked to find they were....Russian spies? I guess.

<destroys statue> <teleports DiZ into locked castle full of Wikipedians>

Oh, what's this now? My statue! Screw you, I'm going to Chili's. <Heads to Chili's> <gets mugged by rogue Wikipedian> <looks to ground with blank stare> I have no money for Chili's....baby-back ribs...

You are still in your locked castle full of Wikipedians. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Locked castle. <Wikipedian attacks DiZ> <Other Wikipedian sits in throne> I teleport Jimbo into the castle

There was a magical elf in the castle who transported me to Chili's <Uncyclopedian teleports you back>. So there! Still, uh...I guess I'll attack the Wikipedian with the mohawk and let the short one fight the one with the earring. Yeah. <attacks the Wikipedian with the mohawk and lets the short one fight the one with the earring> <Kills all evil Wikipedians and challenges Uncyclopedian to a magical duel> Abra-cadabra! Bruu-hahahahaha!!!


<teleports DiZ to pit full of wikipedians> I win the duel! <Wikipedians continue swarming castle>

There was a magical elf in the castle who transported me to Chili's. So there! Still, uh...I guess I'll attack the Wikipedian with the mohawk and let the short one fight the one with the earring. Yeah. <attacks the Wikipedian with the mohawk and lets the short one fight the one with the earring> <Kills all evil Wikipedians and challenges Uncyclopedian to a magical duel> Abra-cadabra! Bruu-hahahahaha!!! Also, this is my last comment for the day, since I don't know where you are, but it's nighttime where I live, and I've got to get some sleep. <Yawns> I hate time-zone differentials... Why the fuck is everything in italics???

Yeah, why is everything in italics?

<teleports DiZ to pit full of wikipedians> I win the duel! <Wikipedians continue swarming castle> <steal greatest treasures of DiZ>

I'll figure out the italics thing tomorrow. as for the Wikipedians, let 'em swarm for today. We're all going to Hell anyways. <Yawns again> <goes to bed>


<steals minor treasures of DiZ> <teleports DiZ out of his bed> Uncyclopedian 14:16, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

<teleports loads of wikipedians including that wales guy into castle> Uncyclopedian 15:11, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Hey, I fixed the italics! Weeeeeeeee!!! Now, why am I in a dungeon? Goddamnyou Uncyclopedian! My vengeance shall be tenfold! <teleports out of dungeon to secret test facility in Nevada mountains>

<teleports the DREADFUL DiZ into his locked castle full of Wikipedians including that wales guy> <steals greatest treasures of DiZ> <casts a spell that makes DiZ only teleportable by me>

congratulations. you made DiZ cry.

<cast spell that makes sure DiZ can't cry> <Wikipedians attack DiZ> <That wales guy attacks DiZ> Uncyclopedian 15:36, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Now you're just taking advantage of me. <releases cherry bomb that stops all magic> <cockpunches wales guy. And Uncyclopedian>

<Jimbo Wales blocks both punches> <Uncyclopedian takes out a computer and plays computer games>

<explodes bomb strapped to back> <Everyone in room dies a fiery death>

<turns back time> <teleports bomb to treasure room in DiZ's dreadful castle>

<fired bomb that negates all magic, time travel, telepprtation, explosions, or looting>

You negated yourself. It had no effect. Uncyclopedian 16:08, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm tired of this. Let's agree: you give me back my castle, and I give you the position of viceroy of the DiZian throne. If I die, you become ruler of my kingdom. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:12, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

I would rather see my archenemy, Jimbo Wales take it, I can't let you stay as ruler of this area! <teleports DiZ into dungeon>

<waits> <adds to Uncyclopedia> Uncyclopedian 16:21, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Fine. Jimbo can have it. Just end this already. My User page is full to bursting. DiZ out. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:22, 7 July 2006 (UTC)


<Jimbo and wikipedians get out of castle> <DiZ teleported into his throne>

That's right. Go home.....

I win the duel!

<locks DiZ in his castle>

I challenge you in a summoning duel! Uncyclopedian 16:33, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Summoning what?

<sticks out tongue>

Hmm...maybe characters from assorted computer games?

Points: DiZ: 1 Uncyclopedian: 0

Uuhh..whatever? Go......Pikachu!

<casts spell that brings a computer game character to the real world> <A blonde haired man appears. He is dressed like a pirate. He says, "I wanna be a pirate!".> Ha! Guybrush Threepwood is fighting your Pikachu! Uncyclopedian 16:47, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

<DiZ uses a thunderbolt on Guybrush Threepwood and logs out, saying "I'll be back" in a German accent>

<Guybrush Threepwood uses Can't Die in his games power> <Guybrush Threepwood is resurrected>

Enough. Seriously. Learn from the Ninjastar I gave you and take a chill pill. <Gives Uncyclopedian a chill pill> Really, that's it.

"I surrender." says DiZ.

"I don't rule anymore around here." says DiZ. Uncyclopedian 18:21, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

"I shouldn't have been around in the first place!" says DiZ.

Don't get bitter, I still love you ;-)

Wait, he didn't say all that above. <Guybrush Threepwood disappears> 2 out of 3, OK?

<Wikipedians swarm castle> <Uncyclopedian teleports DiZ into castle> <Uncyclopedian locks castle> <Looks at fish>

Don't make me kill you. Don't make me kill you. Don't make me kill you. Don't make me kill you. Don't make me kill you. Don't make me kill you. Don't make me kill you. Don't make me kill you. Don't make me kill you. Don't make me kill you. Because I will.--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:19, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

<teleports DiZ 763247623768627643876923769826368765698243765789638272569587652987568572346539875236 miles above his castle>

<sticks out tongue>

<Kills Uncyclopedian> There, now go away, I'm doing something right now. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:07, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

<Uncyclopedian raises himself from the dead> Go to the punishment room now for your flogging! Uncyclopedian 15:13, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

<Pounds DiZ> Uncyclopedian 17:29, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Ok, DiZ, surrender and let people vote Against more than once, and then I will let you go to a place without me. Uncyclopedian 23:27, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Fine, as long as you don't vote against every single nominee other than your book thing...That's really undemocratic. Only vote against if it's something you really would just HATE to see as the logo. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:40, 12 July 2006 (UTC)


<The duel ends> As leader of the Fifth Division of your army(the one made of a few monkeys), I am giving you a ViP pass to my castle! Uncyclopedian 23:43, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Uum...I'll just sneak in through the back door like I always do. ;-) Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:48, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

The ViP pass allows you to add messages like, "This man bows before DiZ" or something. Uncyclopedian 00:31, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Add messages to what? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:34, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
The User Page, and they are less likely to be deleted
Ah, gotcha' --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:38, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Check out my pictures at User:Uncyclopedian/My Images!

I already did. Mine are better!, but I don't have Photoshop. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:45, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
I know your pics are better, but just put User punished and User Hall Hero on your userpage, please. I'll award you something. Plus, check out these pages, started by me:
I'll do that, right now I'm fixing the stats on User:DiZ/Here. And yes, I'll use those two Userboxes...--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:56, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
Hmmm...I commend you on starting UnBooks. What the Hell, take another Princess Cake! <Hands Princess Cake to Uncyclopedian> <Princes Cake falls on floor> <Squash goes Princess Madeleine's face> <backs away embarrassed looking for paper towels> --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 01:13, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

<unintellegent Wikipedian spotted in castle> Troops, attack the WIKIPEDIAN! <Fifth Division captures Wikipedian and throws him in the dungeon> Uncyclopedian 01:17, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Not this again....<kills wikipedian> <fornicates Wikipedian with a garden hose> --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 01:19, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
It's the last one. Did you read the pages? Uncyclopedian 01:22, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
Did you? Uncyclopedian
Dude, you have no idea of my density: What pages are you talking about? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 01:26, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
THE PAGES ARE:

Feel free to edit these. Uncyclopedian Uncyclopedian 01:27, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh yes, those.... Yeah, I read 'em. Excuse me, I must be officially retarded. At least in Kansas. Or Colorado. Not in Alabama, there I'm like Einstein. No, besidesthe point: I read them. Good for you! Take another Princess Cake <Hands Princess Cake to Uncyclopedian again> <Princes Cake falls on floor again> <Squash goes Princess Madeleine's face...again> <backs away embarrassed looking for paper towels. Again.> Fuck it, I'll just get you a gift certificate next time. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 01:32, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
How are they? Ghalae helped with them a lot.
  • I liked Sir Uncyclopedia. I might even add to it.
  • The Four trials is a stub, and could use some work. Have you been smokin' crack?
  • I see potential in Uncyclo-Bomb, it was real good. But look at Capybara Bomb for an example of a perfect explosives article.
  • As for the UnNews article, I was never that partial to UnNews in the first place.
  • I'm thinking to write a Pudgic Bible for UnBooks. Gotta get it worked out in my head, though, before I write. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 01:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Four Trials: Not a stub anymore.
  • Sir Uncyclopedia: Thanks.
  • Uncyclo-Bomb: Thanks for the info and saying it's good.
  • Vanity Virus: Not my best. Uncyclopedian
  • UnBooks: My best work. Most wasn't me, though. At least I started another sister project.
I started Un-Bestiary, where's my Princess Cake? Anyways, I'm logging out now. Won't get messages till morining. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 01:55, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
<wikipedians swarm castle> <wikipedians wake DiZ up> Uncyclopedian

More pages to read.

Hey, I love quotes. Great idea with the epitaphs and Quote Sale, but mayI suggest renaming it to "Quote Market"? Oh, and don't wake me up, bitch, or you won't get your Princess cake. Or I'll fornicate you with a garden hose. Either one. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 13:28, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. Quote Sale was thought of when I saw [[Talk:UnBooks:Adventure gamebook]], and Epitaphs was just right on the page, a red link. Uncyclopedian
<Fifth division takes all Wikipedians to dungeon>
I brought Clockwork Servants. Take them, DiZ, they are now your servants. They are not as good as normal servants, though. Take them. Plus, you now have servants on the HOH. Uncyclopedian
Quote Sale is now Quote Market.
My images have grown again. User:Uncyclopedian/My Images
Nice. By the way, if I'm going to make a Pudgic Bible for UnBooks, what category would it go under? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:12, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
Maybe UnVersity, Misc, or a new category: UnReligion. Uncyclopedian
I brought Clockwork Servants. Take them, DiZ, they are now your servants. They are not as good as normal servants, though. Take them. Uncyclopedian
Screw them; I need servants like a deaf guy needs earplugs. <smashes clockwork servants> <yells incoherently at Uncyclopedian> --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:35, 13 July 2006 (UTC) Ha, I have an entire Kingdom of servants! To quote the king of the funny, Dave Chappelle: "I'm rich, bi-atch!!"

An answer to your question about the Pudgic Bible: Maybe UnVersity, Misc, or a new category: UnReligion. Uncyclopedian Your question and my answer:

Q. Nice. By the way, if I'm going to make a Pudgic Bible for UnBooks, what category would it go under? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:12, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
A. Maybe UnVersity, Misc, or a new category: UnReligion. Uncyclopedian
Are you going to start the Pudgic Bible today? Uncyclopedian
Maybe, but if you keep leaving me messages I'll get distracted. Also, I'm deleting everything before "Ok, DiZ, surrender and let people vote Against more than once", cause this section is getting reeeeeally long.... --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:55, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
Ok, the old stuff is now an a subpage of mine. Uncyclopedian
Vote for the featured UnBooks!
I'm writing the Pudgic Bible now, and it will take quite some time, so please, lay off the messages for a little while, 'kay? Thanx. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:55, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

<Jimbo Wales sneaks into DiZ's castle> DiZ ROCKS LIKE CRAZY! DiZ is second only to Weaselpudge! Uncyclopedian

Rest assured, I see the fnords, Uncyc, I see the fnords....wait, what? Oh mother***ker %#@$%&!! Okay, now I'm just ranting. I'm going to write Exodus. Don't interrupt me please. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:49, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
<Jimbo Wales destroys DiZ's throne> <Jimbo Wales destroys all valuable items of DiZ's> Uncyclopedian
<Jimbo snatches all other things of DiZ's, and destroys the Hall of Heroes> Hey, DiZ, YOU RULE! Uncyclopedian
Grrrr...I am mad! I feel like Revelations, but that's the end of the book and I'm gonna have some real fun with that as I blare out prophecies of you dying in pools of fire and brimstone. Take care! ^_^ --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:00, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
In the Pudgic Bible? <Jimbo drops to the dungeon> Uncyclopedian
Revelations will be changed if it is full of me dying. Uncyclopedian
Yes, in the Pudgic Bible, and we'll see about you dying when the time comes... I still have to write Leviticus (or Leviathan, as I call it), the Gospels, and some other assorted crap plagiarised borrowed from the Bible, before though.--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:22, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
<Jimbo escapes, and destroys DiZ's artwork>
DiZ logs out, because it is getting late, he is filthy, and must be immediately bathed by ten Norwegian virgins. Continue worshipping, fearing, and wishing you were him. Thank you. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:32, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
<Jimbo snaches all of DiZ's gold, and destroys everything in the castle>
<Jimbo takes DiZ to dungeon, and locks him up> Uncyclopedian
I had my dungeon turned into a game room a long time ago, Uncyc. So uhh....thank you. You can't come in!! (unless you bring cake...) --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:16, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
<cockpunches Wales> <brings GIANT CHOCOLATE CAKE TO DUNGEON> <cuts cake in half> <takes one slice, gives DiZ the other slice> Uncyclopedian
<brings Uncyclopoly to game room> Uncyclopedian
I hate chocolate cake. <Throws cake at Uncyclopedian's face> You can't come in unless you bring better cake! <kicks Uncyclopedian out of game room and begins playing with himself (at checkers)> --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:25, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
<gets best cake in the universe> <gets Uncyclopoly> <goes into dungeon>
Sorry, I don't eat weaselpudge. And Uncyclopoly is too complicated for me! <kicks Uncyclopedian out and demands he brings a coconut-vanilla-photoncannon Princess cake of supreme tasty yum-yums-yumminess. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:31, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
<brings a coconut-vanilla-photoncannon Princess cake of supreme tasty yum-yums-yumminess, and brings simplest game in the universe>
Eats cake with suspicion. By the way, did you know there's a new member in the HOH? Now he's going to kill you to get to the throne. How fun, no? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:39, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
I knew. If he tries to kill me, I will just remove the Good American part of hs rank. Plus, I have a Clockwork Grue. Uncyclopedian
What is it with you and clockwork creatures? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:43, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
I also have a Clockwork DiZ, a Clockwork Army, a few Clockwork Soldiers, a Clockwork Octopuss, a Clockwork Eurg, and a Clockwork Angry Kid From Zork. Uncyclopedian

Alright, good luck with those clockworks, and it's near time I continue the Pudgic Bible. The message of weaselpudge must be spread. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:52, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

<puts opposite spell on weaselpudge> <weaselpudge is now evil> Uncyclopedian
<gets clockwork kitten> Uncyclopedian
<puts loads of board games in game room> <adds pool table to game room> Uncyclopedian
<Jimbo destroys castle>
Lets use my emergency castle, alright? Jimbo destroyed your one. Uncyclopedian
<Uncyclopedian eats a hot dog>
Yes... "hot dog"... ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 18:58, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
<night falls> <Ghelae gets eaten by a Clockwork Grue> Uncyclopedian
DiZ, stop eating yourself. Uncyclopedian

Punishment[edit source]

This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary.


You have been kicked twice and eaten by grues. Be careful. Uncyclopedian 20:21, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Just so you know, I'm making this into an actual Userbox. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:26, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Please put it's name on the talk page for Un-Bestiary. Thanks Uncyclopedian 20:34, 6 July 2006 (UTC).

Restart, Restore, or Quit[edit source]

You have been eaten by a grue as a punishment on Un-Bestiary. Uncyclopedian 20:47, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Punishments[edit source]

Your current Un-Bestiary punishments are: One spirit-breaking. Go to the punishment room now.Uncyclopedian 23:27, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Is that how you speak to your king?! <whimpers timidly> Yes, I shall go to the punishment room now. But only because I want to. <Goes to punishment room> <returns from punishment room> I have been flogged, kicked, beaten, eaten, and molested by a Grue! But you will never break my sirit! <spirit shatters into twenty shards> --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:14, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Your current Un-Bestiary punishments are: One spirit-breaking. Go to the punishment room now.Uncyclopedian 23:27, 6 July 2006 (UTC) Your current Un-Bestiary punishments are: One spirit-breaking. Go to the punishment room now.Uncyclopedian 23:27, 6 July 2006 (UTC) Your current Un-Bestiary punishments are: One spirit-breaking. Go to the punishment room now.Uncyclopedian 23:27, 6 July 2006 (UTC) Your current Un-Bestiary punishments are: One spirit-breaking. Go to the punishment room now.Uncyclopedian 23:27, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAA! What do you want from me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Damn you, damn you straight to Hell!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! <opens portal for Uncyclopedian to fall thru Hell> <sighs in relief> <shudders when he sees Uncyclopedian emerging from portal once more> NOOOOO!!!!!

I am Uncyclopedian, a modern day Houndini. Ha, Mr. Captured in Wikipedia cage.

Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now. Punishment room. Now.


To the punishment room you must go. DiZ, I am going to drag you there if you don't go there.

<drags DiZ to punishment room>

You can't ignore Uncyclopedian!!![edit source]

YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:52, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

<ignores Uncyclopedian> <finds a rock> <throws it at the place Uncyclopedian's head would be if he existed> <hears a muffled yell of pain> --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:02, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

<turns into grue> <eats DiZ> <throws up because DiZ is so foul> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 18:03, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

<stops ignoring Uncyclopedian and his grue to say the following: I have found a new lackey. So I no longer need you, as he is happy serving me! Fear us! You see how easily one can be replaced: Stephencolbertblackfriendalan.jpg

(He's the black guy with the look of submissive discontent on his face)I still hope you can join Bartholemew and I for tea and crumpets this afternoon. Or night, or morning, I don't know what time it is where you live. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:23, 17 July 2006 (UTC)


Note: On my contract, there was a clause saying that I cannot be replaced, and you can't hire Bartholemew. You signed it. Sorry. Plus, take an extra castle. In my time, it is almost noon. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 18:42, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Another clause said that you may not ignore me or fire me. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 18:46, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
Almost noon? Do you live somewhere in the West; California, Oregon, etc? Oh, and as for the contract, it also says in fine print that you can't be a dick or a wanker, and if so, I get to ignore you and hire new lackeys all I want. Uncyclopedian can't be a dick or a wanker. Also, i can decide to make the contract Null And Void at any time. So put that in your kettle and stuff it. Huh?? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:19, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
  1. I saw you just write in the dick or wanker clause. It is not a valid clause.
  2. Sorry, there is a clause that says the contract can never become null and void.
  3. Sorry, I wrote the contract, and never put in the dick or wanker clause. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 19:27, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

In response:

  1. You're a dick. Or a wanker. Whichever.
  2. The same clause that deems me the right to make the contract null and void also gives me the right to nullify the one that says it can never become Null and Void.
  3. I put it in for you. I am King and I can do that. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:20, 17 July 2006 (UTC)


In response to your response:

  1. No I am not!
  2. There is no clause that says you can make the contract null and void.
  3. There is a clause that says the contract may not be edited by a King or his servants. --Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:25, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to your response to my response:

  1. F.U.
  2. Yes there is.
  3. You're my servant since--according to the contract--I can't fire you; AND my kingdom is a despotism, not a constitutional monarchy. Therefore, the king can do as he pleases. The contract is just for show. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:01, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to, er, this is getting strange:

  1. Hey!
  2. I wrote the contract.
  3. Bart sucks.
  4. Swearymouth! Swearymouth! --Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 15:05, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to Uncyclopedian being a total pussylick:

  1. Haa!
  2. I am king so I changed it to be more convenient to me.
  3. You're racist.
  4. Fuck bitch ass-licking dickhead with a fucking cock bitch bitch motherfucking asshole dickhole bitch-hole cock FUCK! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:14, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to...HEY!

  1. <sticks out tongue>
  2. Clause 745: DiZ can't change this contract
  3. <searches Bart's criminal records> <calls police> Hey, here's the mass murderer you were looking for! <police nod> <police arrest Bart>
  4. Yep, swearymouth. --Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 16:43, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to....<says "Hey!" mockingly>

  1. Rips off Uncyclopedian's tongue
  2. Refer to Magna Carta, paragraph 15:subsection 5: The King can do whatever the Fuck he wants!
  3. Bart has done nothing! Well, there was that Chernobyl thing a while back...Oh, and that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs...But you can't do that to him!
  4. Shut the F@#K up. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:04, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to DiZ being a dummy:

  1. <grows another tongue> <sticks out tongue>
  2. I can read what you censor...
  3. Bart is actually the mass murderer and kidnapper of the Bauldelaires, Count Olaf. He disguised himself.
  4. Swearymouth.
  5. Hey everyone! DiZ is a bad looking, fat, and dumb guy who is really bad at being great! --Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 20:40, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to Uncyclopedian being an even bigger pussy-lick:

  1. Freak!
  2. So can I...
  3. No.
  4. Get used to it.
  5. I know I am and I fully embrace it. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:46, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to DiZ being pushed into an inescapable cage:

  1. Shapeshifter and healer, actually.
  2. I know.
  3. Thats what everyone says. Count Olaf is a master of disguise. But I saw the tattoo.
  4. Dummy!
  5. Good. It said in the UNCENSORED version: Hey everyone! DiZ is a bad looking, fat, and dumb guy who is really bad at being great! --Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 20:50, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to verbally beating the bloody s#$t out of Uncyclopedian:

1.) You wish. 2.) No comment needed. 3.) Shut up.... 4.) Pussy-lick. 5.) I know. That's what I embrace. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:55, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

In response to this becoming insult-o-rama:

  1. In this area, I am.
  2. Lets stop the insults.
  3. Really!
  4. Hey.
  5. What!?!
  6. Hey, Bart just kidnapped the Baudelaires. He's a criminal.
  7. <Uncyclopedian rehires himself>


Ok. No more.


Plus, take a Throne-o-Matic 12312! It is better than your old throne.

My old throne had cup-holders. <punches Uncyclopedian mercilessly.> In the name of Ghelæ the Græt: "NOOOOOO!!!!!! I MUST HAVE MY INSULTS!!!!!!!
So does this one. Plus, that tickled. And, with the Ghelæ the Græt thing, here are a few insults:
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-garden hose-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-Taahgaarxians-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...<continues indefinitely> --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:24, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
Yep, he deserved it. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:34, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
Grrrr! BLAH BLAH!! Oh, and I voted on the UnAuthor thing, too. My vote was justified by the fact that weaselpudge told me to. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:36, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
Plus, don't forget to continue UnBooks:Pudgic Bible and UnBooks:Alien Reports. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:39, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
I finished up the Old Testament already on the Pudgic Bible. Now I'm on to The New Testament and Revelations (rapture-free!). --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:14, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
Three words: UnBooks:Alien Reports. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 18:20, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
And about your vote: No, Bacon Mist told you to. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 18:20, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
I can leave Alien Reports to the general public. I've only seen aliens a couple times, and once it was a fnord, so I don't know if that even counts. Also, you need to clean up your entries. Just saying, they could use a little elaboration. Oh, and I am not and have never been a follower of Bacon Mist.--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:23, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
Bacon Mist disguised as weaselpudge: dangerous. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 18:49, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
D0n'7 B @ 1D107, Uncyc! Bacon Mist can't do that, NLOL, NLOL...--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:53, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
Thats what Bacon Mist told you. Weaselpudge is chilling with his hoe, unaware that Bacon Mist is tricking everyone. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Weaselpudge knows all and sees all. He would know if Bacon Mist was fooling all and would immediately banish it to the nineteenth dimension. Or Dairy Queen. Whichever. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:02, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
I started the Bacon Mist article. Look at it, and add more. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 19:11, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
Lets see, whoa, I'm DiZzy, and I see DiZ everywhere I look...wait, he is everywhere I look. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 23:22, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
I am not to be toyed with!! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:02, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
Clause 12123 of DiZ being king: DiZ may be toyed with. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Clause 453: DiZ reserves the right to beat you to a bloody pulp. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:11, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
Clause 1: DiZ may not beat anyone to a pulp. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I am king and can do as I please. Fnords!!!--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:15, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
<DiZ's armies turn against him><DiZ's peasants revolt> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Plus, I started the UnBooks:Cookbook. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
How do you like the UnBooks:Cookbook? It is a parody of the Wikibooks Cookbook. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I think it might appeal more if you wouldn't cateogrize it so much, maybe just have all the recipes on one page. It doesn't really have that much now, so you can manage it. Do what you want, I'm just here for the free food. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:51, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
Weaselpudge only came for the free food. Plus, Grue Mix has been added! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
That's nice, sonny. Grue mix must be a Russian dish, cause in Soviet Russia, You eat Grue! Oh, and check out my new sub-page welcome mat. I might even use it, who knows? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 04:04, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
Fix it. The Featured Image's caption is not working right. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Yes it is....What are you trying to pull? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 13:53, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
That in a 1280x768 monitor, it doesn't work right. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Plus, QuoteUnquote:Quote Market has been useful. It has grown ALOT! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Well, my monitor is a piece of crap X more crappy, so it seems to work on mine. Also, good 4 you on the quote thing. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:08, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
<builds anoher floor onto DiZ's castle> <gets the ability to have four servants on the HOH> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

No, you get three servants, just like everybody else. I get six, but that's only because I'm king and founder. Oh, and your servants are technically mine too, so I get about.....24 servants. Yes. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:33, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

User:Spang wants to be vandalized. The message on his page said so(before I vandalized the message). Take out your anger there! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Not a good idea. You can get blocked for vandalising, even if he said so on the Talk Page. Vandalise this guy's page instead. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:53, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for the quotes. You will gain money if they are sold. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

“Noo-a preblem!! I-a zank you!”

He's my new translator. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:06, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Bad quote alert! <quote goes on sale> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Sorry, but your quote is for sale. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!!! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:16, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

“Zat is-a sooo sveeet! DiZ-a vill geeve mee tin percent, no?”

~ Swedish Chef on his share of the profit

“No.”

~ DiZ on Swedish Chef's demand
More bad quotes!?! This is starting to get to be dumb!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Hey, I sold one! 2 cents for you two to share! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

“Jaaaa!! Van cint for-a DiZ, van cint for-a Sveedeesh Cheff!”

“I said NO!”

~ DiZ
Hey, you both got $30000000 to share! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

“Jaaaa!! FlaggPunsch is on me!! Surströmming and meety bolls forr everyvan!”

~ Swedish Chef on celebrating his DiZ's fortune

“Share? I don't think so.”

~ DiZ on his fortune
One just sold for $31111111 and a small castle, and the Swedish Chef found it, so he gets the fortune. Ha! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Silly Uncyclopedian....I own Swedish Chef. I am his master.

“Jaaaa!! It's-a trooo!”

~ Swedish Chef on obediance
Note: The check is to Swedish Chef, and it directly says that the money goes to Swedish Chef. Sorry. Plus, Swedish Chef, want to add recipes to the UnBooks:Cookbook? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
The check was written in US dollars. Swedes use krona. Therefore, the check is illegitimate. Also, Moneysign wants you to read this, no offense, I said I'd tell you. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:28, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
A) Read it already. B) Oops, it was really 31111111 krona and a small castle. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
A.)Well, then maybe you need writing classes. B.) Good then, because 31111111 Swedish krona is worth roughly $3 in US currency. But I'll have mercy. SC can be one of your servants. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:33, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
A.)At least I'm funny sometimes. B.) Actually, it was 765195187 531678 53167 3687686 249 876 2349(spaces to stop spam filter)krona. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Sorry, it was actually this he wanted you to read, but "the other guide is recommended too". Oh, and SC has been deported. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:40, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
SC is now at the UnBooks:Cookbook. Read both of those guides already. I also read the Guide
Whatevers. Spare a thought for Swedish Chef, though, who came to America with only a dream and a bottle of Flaggpunsch, half-empty. But he always said his glass was half-full......<weeps at loss of Swedish Chef> <buys tickets to Sweden to see his buddy> --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:47, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
Swedish Chef is employed for high pay at the UnBooks:Cookbook in America. He is adding recipes to it, and so should you. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
<Returns from Sweden> Hey, it was great! I saw Stockholm, the Eiffel Tower, the Pyramids! Wow! Couldn't find SC though. Oh, and I'll do that cookbook thing tomorrows, I've gots to goes. Sees ya!--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:54, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
Maybe you didn't notice, but SC is employed at UnBooks:Cookbook. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
My first article to create that survived was The Un-Wiki War. Check it out and improve it, please. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Maybe you didn't notice, but we need a Swedish Chef page at QuoteUnquote?--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:39, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
Yes, we do. I'm going to start it. Click the link when it is blue: QuoteUnquote:Swedish Chef Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

UnBooks:Cookbook[edit source]

Swedish Chef's recipe for Bork Bork Bork has made it to the UnBooks Cookbook. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Plus, check out The Un-Wiki War. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Bork bork bork is not a food item. Go run to Wikipedia and do some research on Swedish cuisine. That'll give you some ideas. Also, I DiZified QuoteUnquote:Swedish Chef. More quotes, more funny. It's Swedish Chef 2.0. Plus, I'm stupid. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:51, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
Just added a Fake Recipe note to Bork Bork Bork, The Un-Wiki War is the first article I started that survived. Plus, I'm doing the research. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I'm gonna have to DiZify that. Plus, I nominated Shandon's Garm thing. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:05, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Hey, where's the recipe thing? I can't find it! You should really think about putting all the recipes on one page, you know. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:07, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
It's on Healthy Snacks. Plus, please don't completely redo The Un-Wiki War. Thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Also, Garm is the best of Shandon's works. Hilarious. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Now, UnBooks:Cookbook/Breakfasts/Knäckebröd!
Plus, the Bork Bork Bork is UnBooks:Cookbook/Healthy Snacks/Bork Bork Bork! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I added to Knäckebröd. No need to thank me. Also, I made a Template:User paint if you want to use it. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:15, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Beat you to User paint. Again. Ha! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
My methods are complex. Like an ancient Chinese philosopher once said: "Haste makes waste, but slow is r0x0rZ fo' sho, homez!" Oh wait, that was my hero Bud. Carry on. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:21, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
No, I have seen their simplicity, and whipped your creations. You carry on...Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

“In Soviet Russia, on carries YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on carrying on
--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:32, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
I made a new userbox for you: Template:User sinner.
Happysatan.jpg
This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan .
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Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

“In Soviet Russia, I am better than YOU!”


Well, that means you like it, so it worked. <takes DiZ to Soviet Russia> <DiZ worships Uncyclopedian> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Doesn't work that way. In Soviet Russia, kings just become czars. So you still have to worship me! Oh, and it's near time you offer me tribute. Ten goats' heads should be enough to appease me. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:54, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

I have the head of Supergoat, that should be enough. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
It should, but it's not. Vote 4 Snakes on a Plane! Or Mr.Cobra will decapitate you. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:39, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
I did. Barely. I was whipped all the way there by your guards. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Snakes in Me!!--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:47, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Snakes in the Pudgic Bible! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Snakes on a--Ok, I don't have any suggestions...--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:53, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Snakes on a Gun-Snakes on a Plane 2. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
UNCYCLOPEDIAN, YOU ARE THE SMARTEST ONE HERE!--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:56, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Nice try, Mr.Better than DiZ. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:59, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Thank you. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Yes. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:15, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
Ha ha ha! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
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