User talk:SovietGaara

What a n00b

Haha, Soviet Gaara. WHat an anime n00b. Communism and Naruto never go together. Get a life, n00bsauce --Evil Kangaroo 14:25, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

I NEED CHOCOLATE VGD >=3 00:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Blah

Hey, you know what? Don't be hatin'. Communism is muy awesome. :D --Soviet Gaara 10:06, 21 April 2008

Hey, Hey, Hey

Yo, Yo, Yo this is OG Loc lemme drop it down like this. Hey Hey, this here jam is like a special kind of song. Its not too short, but then again its not too long. I'm a bound to wreck your body from the tip of your toe. All the way up to your last hair folicle. Hey hey hey, its me the diabolical. I am elite. Cuz mah feet gots the beat. Floor steamed with heat. Hey Hey Hey, OG Loc in da hizzhouse. Cuz its O-to-the-Gizzy. Combine the L-O and swing in the C. I am King.

Anyways, communism rulez n00bz like you, but ruining it with something like anime automatically eliminates it's beastliness. So ya know what, you don't be hatin mah eliteness, punk --Evil Kangaroo 15:14, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

What. VGD >=3 16:12, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Pre-Rendered Welcome!

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New Section?

You know, instead of making separate sections for responses and stuff, try adding :. VGD >=3 15:30, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Like this. =3 VGD >=3 15:30, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Edit2: Tried bolding the colon to no avail. =P VGD >=3 15:33, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks alot. I appreciate it. :D --SovietGaara 15:40, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

You ish welcome. =3 Isshiki Kotonashi-san =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 15:49, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, how do you make your own sig, like yours?--SovietGaara 15:54, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Make User:SovietGaara/sig, make your sig in there, and add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:SovietGaara/sig}}. VGD >=3 16:08, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Also, if you need help with the sig, there's a help topic somewhere... VGD >=3 16:10, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

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Whoa, that is some weird text. O_o; Yeah, maybe I should do that ^_^; – Preceding unsigned comment added by SovietGaara (talk • contribs)

Sorry, couldn't resist. =P So... how are you this fine day? >.> VGD >=3 19:10, 28 April 2008 (UTC) (P.S. If you need help with anything, just give me a holler. =3)

XD Well, I feel...indifferent. Yourself? (And thanks :D)--Bow Chicka Wah Wah XD 19:44, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, kinda meh, same as you. (And you are most welcome. =D) VGD >=3 20:53, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Bleh, I'm in school right now xP I can't wait to get home.--Bow Chicka Wah Wah XD 14:30, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Similar here. (Except I'm in college.) VGD >=3 16:49, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

O_o; Wow, I'm only a sophmore in high school. Bow Chicka Wah Wah XD

So I noticed. (Just making fun, sorry!) Yeah, but I have the feeling that there are older people than me here. VGD >=3 16:42, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

New Section Part II

Sorry, I meant to say that you put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:SovietGaara/sig}} in your preferences, underneath signature. Be sure to check "Use raw signature" while you're at it. Also, I posted a (crappy) example on the discussion page for your sig. Again, I am more than happy to help/explain anything I can! VGD >=3 19:39, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Wanna join a cult?

Come on and join the Cow Moo Cult if you want! Just read and sign here! Note: Two different links there. Click the first one. VGD >=3 16:46, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

CMC

Welcome SovietGaara to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

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Thanks for joining! VGD >=3 18:39, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

And now over to our band... - 18:41 19 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!