User talk:Qzekrom/Archive 4
Great Ass![edit source]
You like Pokemon? We need to make an article soon! 09:19, March 26, 2012 (UTC)
- Someone needs to write an UnNews about Trayvon Martin. --alkies 00:22, March 27, 2012 (UTC)
Divide by zero[edit source]
Just looking at that and thought of Wikipedia:Pythagorean theorem#Proofs. Maybe a list of different ways of dividing by zero in a similar format. The pie example is one. Subtraction method (To divide 3 by 1 you count how many times you can subtract one from it to until it gets to zero. 3 - 1 = 2 (1st iteration); 2 - 1 = 1 (2nd iteration); 1 - 1 = 0 (3rd iteration). So there are three iterations, so your answer is 3. Now to divide by zero. 3 - 0 = 3 (1st iteration); 3 - 0 = 3 (2nd iteration)... Keep repeating until you get to 0. Easy!). I'm sure there are others you can think of. Nominally Humane! 10:56 29 Mar
- I wouldn't say "easy" - in fact, it's infinitely difficult! But yes, the answer is
Float.floatToIntBits(0x7F800000)
, a.k.a. Infinity. --alkies 22:59, March 29, 2012 (UTC)
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--alkies 23:08, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Here's an image I found here for your Pi work[edit source]
Aleister 22:25 2-4-'12
- I think i used that in an earlier revision. --alkies 00:49, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
68.173.113.106[edit source]
In case anyone was wondering about the mysterious blanking of my essay, I am the vandal. Mwa ha ha.
- I logged out and gained access to the network 68.173.113.106 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits ).
- I blanked the page as the IP.
- I logged back in and reverted my own edit. Mwa ha ha.
- --alkies 02:38, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
- Ummm... Why? MrN 02:47, Apr 3
- Just thought it was cool. It was nothing especially since I am the sockpuppet of 68.173.113.106 now... or vice versa. In fact, every trace of that IP now redirects here. --alkies 02:52, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
- So like... You know we are checking the edits people make here right??? Um... Dude. That's a bit of a pain in the arse if people do shit like that as it sends us on a wild goose chase of pointlessness. That is why sometimes people get very upset when cocking around with sockpuppets and similar such penis is found. Dude... I don't give a monkeys what you do, or how you edit so long as you are improving the wiki (which obviously you do shit loads). But... Tone down the cocking around please. You know what I'm talking about. Be good. MrN 03:10, Apr 3
- Just thought it was cool. It was nothing especially since I am the sockpuppet of 68.173.113.106 now... or vice versa. In fact, every trace of that IP now redirects here. --alkies 02:52, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
- Ummm... Why? MrN 02:47, Apr 3
Apple Inc.'s New BSoD[edit source]
That's how haughty Apple usually is. --alkies 00:18, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
- Actually, this is more Apple's style. It also happens to be the image on my iPhone 3G, which doesn't want to do much else any more. Nominally Humane! 12:46 05 Apr
- Oh, cool. Do you know how to photoshop the watermark in the original into my pic? --alkies 01:27, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
- Possibly, but I don't have ready access to GIMP at the moment. (I edit on my phone usually, so limited in the time I have in my PC.) Also I just grabbed that gavel image you used for the UnNews judges and created a 3D model of it and have started to create a new copy of the image which hopefully won't have the same shadow issues. If I get to my PC today I'll upload a copy of that. (The stupid 3D renderer I use can be blocky, so I have to leave it for a few hours to render an image at 3,200x3,200 and then shrink the image down via GIMP. I would love a decent 3D renderer of dae files!) Nominally Humane! 12:00 07 Apr
- Oh, cool. Do you know how to photoshop the watermark in the original into my pic? --alkies 01:27, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
I have no idea what font you used for your image before, so I just picked Times.
I usually use GIMP when doing image editing. I've also downloaded the GAP package to it, and I have inkscape for SVG work. For 3D work I started to play with Blender but the issue I found was that while that was powerful it was a pain in the ass to learn. I then grabbed Google Sketch-Up and Sweet Home 3D to use together for 3D modeling.
As for your image above - I'd probably do it more like I've done this div - I'm not a fan of images that are effectively just an easy way to do good formatting. It adds more limitations than it removes.
And it's ginormous, but I just uploaded a newer version of this. Nominally Humane! 02:50 07 AprThat is so cool, man[edit source]
I used Linux Libertine (used in Wiki's logo) -- Qzekrom (talk) 13:47, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
new sig[edit source]
-- Qzekrom (talk) 23:54, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
Renew article[edit source]
This shit I did years ago. Now to bring it back to the glory days. 12:29, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
- I'll help out... as soon as I get my homework done. -- Qzekrom (talk) 13:50, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
- Oh, and the Pikachu article was nommed for deletion. I like the way that it reads, but I was looking for more images. I was actually after something along the lines of the evolution of pichu -> pikachu -> raichu. (I might have gotten that wrong. Pikachu used to be the first evolution when my kids were young enough to care.) What have you got? Nominally Humane! 12:07 08 Apr
Thanks[edit source]
For the UnNews! It has been a while since someone wrote one, they had been coming in 2 a day at some point! You should say Self-Nom and for and add 1 to the for vote, you are allowed to vote for yourself! As for me, I'll pass on this one, since I think it is good, but not rofl. I put it on the UnNews front page though. Mattsnow 06:24, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
- Sure, alright. In fact I'll keep revising it until it's up to speed. Yaoi! -- Qzekrom (talk) 14:14, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
The new pic...[edit source]
... on the page you said looks like the pic doesn't look like the pic. The two pictures pictured aren't in the picture pictured, can you picture it? Your work lately has been verrrryyyyyyy interesting. Aleister (UTC)
- You mean for Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself &c.? Yeah, I'm just updating the images to match Uncyc's new look. I've been wanting to do that for months. -- Qzekrom (talk) 20:32, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
- Yes, great!!! The pic I meant said it looked like the page "you are looking at now" but it showed two pictures which weren't on the page I was looking at now, a potato and one other pic. I will leave you alone to slave in the vineyards. Aleister (U) (T) (C)
- Oh that's a screenshot of Uncyclopedia. These articles are really pointless. -- Qzekrom (talk) 20:43, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
- Yes, great!!! The pic I meant said it looked like the page "you are looking at now" but it showed two pictures which weren't on the page I was looking at now, a potato and one other pic. I will leave you alone to slave in the vineyards. Aleister (U) (T) (C)
Deletion request[edit source]
User:Qzekrom/UnNews:'Trayvon Martin was actually killed by terrorists,' authorities say -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:38, April 9, 2012 (UTC)